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Article: Game Thread: Twins v Tigers, 7/9 @ 7:10pm CT

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It's fun combining unrelated thing google image searching what comes up. 

 

But It's funner when Bark puts it all together. 

A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a pair of pajamas."

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  • sampleSizeOfOne
    sampleSizeOfOne

    She should at least run it out. No point in standing on a bunt, even if it is a sac.

  • I think she voted for it before she was against it.

  • Vanimal46
    Vanimal46

    Pelf was cruising, but it shows that there is no confidence in the bullpen..

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Outside with my tablet, several beers, i mean a couple of beers down....is this the game thread or recipes for dip thread?

 

If Chief was here... He'd answer that correctly.

 

Here it comes

 

YES

 

How long before Nunez gets spiked in the head?

Anybody remember the last time the MN Twins performed a suicide squeeze, failed or successful?

BUNT!

Thanks, I knew it was!

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Outside with my tablet, several beers, i mean a couple of beers down....is this the game thread or recipes for dip thread?

 

My Mom had a great recipe for making dips.

 

It's how I came into existence. 

Is the fourth inning too soon to pinch hit for your catcher?

Jeebus!

This team needs less Suzuki and Hunter and more Arcia and Fryer/anyone else.

I've got the HR call on Robinson ;)

This is going nowhere. 

 

When it goes there it will be there

 

Just wait

 

Wait another second

 

Robinson .... Robinson ...

 

And whatever they do don't ever, ever pinch run for Sano again.

 

I'm done.

wow, 6 inches off the plate -- better put down some great bunts to overcome that zone.

 

 

This is going nowhere. 

 

When it goes there it will be there

 

Just wait

 

Wait another second

 

Robinson .... Robinson ...

 

And whatever they do don't ever, ever pinch run for Sano again.

 

I'm done.

Done with that at bat, I mean.

How long before Nunez gets spiked in the head?

Hate to say it but hopefully he gets spiked in the head before another player trips on his helmet. Absolutely ridiculous.

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This is going nowhere. 

 

When it goes there it will be there

 

Just wait

 

Wait another second

 

Robinson .... Robinson ...

 

And whatever they do don't ever, ever pinch run for Sano again.

 

I'm done.

 

Iambic Pentameter? 

The Horse would say:

 

1. You did notice my legs right?

 

2. Sorry... I woke up late... Had to dash out and get to this bar and didn't have time to put on pants.

 

3. Do you have to say something snide to every horse that walks in here. 

 

4. Where's the friggin water trough. I can't do much with those shot glasses. 

 

5. I have no idea... and there's no hole for my tail... It's all tucked up and uncomfortable.

 

 

 

Unbelievable

 

:)

The Horse would say:

 

1. You did notice my legs right?

 

2. Sorry... I woke up late... Had to dash out and get to this bar and didn't have time to put on pants.

 

3. Do you have to say something snide to every horse that walks in here. 

 

4. Where's the friggin water trough. I can't do much with those shot glasses. 

 

5. I have no idea... and there's no hole for my tail... It's all tucked up and uncomfortable.

All i'm thinkin' of is

 

"hay. it itches"

 

or perhaps "pajamas? i'll have you that's my natural hair!"

This is going nowhere.

Did you know that Now Here is Nowhere? Or did I just blow your mind?

All i'm thinkin' of is"hay. it itches"or perhaps "pajamas? i'll have you that's my natural hair!"

 

Again, unbelievable

 

:)

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Did you know that Now Here is Nowhere? Or did I just blow your mind?

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3P9mxVFVkGM/VSYjigBzXDI/AAAAAAAAKLU/EPX8Nnn8FbU/s1600/77789-kramer-mind-blown-gif-vynA.gif

After that lead off home run I was expecting a lopsided score by now.

Again, unbelievable

 

:)

Sorry, i seem to have left the word "know" out...

 

Oh well. Live and learn.

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After that lead off home run I was expecting a lopsided score by now.

 

Not with Pelf sinking it

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Sorry, i seem to have left the word "know" out...

Oh well. Live and learn.

 

I leave out words all the time... Just pretend like you meant it and works out.

 

Outside with my tablet, several beers, i mean a couple of beers down....is this the game thread or recipes for dip thread?

It's the game thread for dips wearing pajamas.

Iambic Pentameter? 

Twice five syllables

Plus seven can't say much but

That's Haiku for you.

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