I wonder if Worf would fare better than the Coyote does.

 

He looks up in the sky and sees half a mesa on a downward track toward him. "This is NOT dying with honor."

 

His head would leave an interesting shaped hole in the ground when he falls off a Cliff.

The older I get the less I like climbing up on ladders to wash windows and change lightbulbs

Let's not be breaking a hip right before the modcon, Chi.

Never bothered learning Klingon, sadly.

 

But i now i'm curious as to what a Klingon Commentary would be like...

 

Very violent.

The older I get the less I like climbing up on ladders to wash windows and change lightbulbs

 

I don't wash the windows. I don't want the kids watching the missus and I puttering in the garden.

Hey, I have 300 square feet of Bermuda back there. 3.6 million gallons of water per month keeps it nice and green, too.

 

From my wife's fabric catalog:

 

 

"Tucson Green"

Dammit catch the ball Pinto

Let's not be breaking a hip right before the modcon, Chi.

 

Well, if that happens, I'll be bringing my handsome, young, well-toned assistant with me.

Hey, I have 300 square feet of Bermuda back there. 3.6 million gallons of water per month keeps it nice and green, too.

 

When we lived in New Mexico we had rocks out front but (allegedly) grass in the back. My rule was "if it's green, it's grass." I guarantee it wasn't Bermuda or 3.6 million gallons of water.

From my wife's fabric catalog:

 

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"Tucson Green"

hahahahahahaha!!! Winner post of the day!

 

 

Edit: Assuming you actually meant 'Tuscon Green'

The older I get the less I like climbing up on ladders to wash windows and change lightbulbs

 

The younger I get, I still don't.

Well, if that happens, I'll be bringing my handsome, young, well-toned assistant with me.

 

Has he had the courage to ask yet what's with him having to wear the blond, curly wig and you calling him 'Brian' yet? Or is he an intern?

hahahahahahaha!!! Winner post of the day!

 

I was just going with the fabric reference to ensure the female vote.

 

Edit: Assuming you actually meant 'Tuscon Green'

 

As a play on Tuscan Green? That would have been too sutble for me.

Well poop.

Who among us didn't know that was coming when Bremer was talking about Carter's strike outs?

Well poop.

 

That's my least favorite kind.

The older I get the less I like climbing up on ladders to wash windows and change lightbulbs

 

I know someone who climbed up on a table to change lightbulbs when she was about 50 or so years old. She ended up in a wheelchair for weeks with a broken leg and a broken arm.

 

Remembering her struggles is a great deterrent when I'm tempted to do something stupid.

This half-inning should be available on youtube and titled 'Why Brian Duensing isn't a starter'.

Well, if that happens, I'll be bringing my handsome, young, well-toned assistant with me.

 

Damn. I'm just bringing my wife.

Well poop.

 

And that pretty much sums it up. Cleaning and organizing has once again moved up in my 'I'd rather be doing' category.

That's my least favorite kind.

 

Beats medium rare, aka 'Duensing pitching to righties'.

Damn. I'm just bringing my wife.

 

What? You'd rather be bringing your handsome, young, well-toned assistant, too?

We should've packaged Duensing in a trade years ago.

What? You'd rather be bringing your handsome, young, well-toned assistant, too?

Depends on her disposition, I'd guess.

Duensing!

 

/ That's what you post for a home run, right?

Beats medium rare, aka 'Duensing pitching to righties'.

 

It's funny how people look at things differently. I had a mental image of Chief pooping in the well.

I was just going with the fabric reference to ensure the female vote.

 

 

 

As a play on Tuscan Green? That would have been too sutble for me.

 

Well, wow, ya learn something every day ... I really thought it was Tuscon. But now that I look at it, it looks wrong. They both look wrong to me.

Beats medium rare, aka 'Duensing pitching to righties'.

 

You cook your meatballs medium rare?

 

/ alt: "You bake your cookies medium rare?"

And that pretty much sums it up. Cleaning and organizing has once again moved up in my 'I'd rather be doing' category.

 

Could be worse, they could have kept you on the hook until the 9th...

 

Nice range, Dozierzie.

You cook your meatballs medium rare?

 

/ alt: "You bake your cookies medium rare?"

Nope. Four at a time, frozen, on a stick. Meatkabobcicle. Patent pending.