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Game Thread: Twins v Astros, 6/8 @ 1:10pm CT

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Specializing in cases of assault on a defenseless ball.

 

And battery?

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Missed the entire weekend so far building a house for a homeless person. Anything happen?

Waiting for Bremer to say "And to all our friends in Houston, Mae govannen! Qapla' Twins!"

 

Vedui'. Hab SoSlI' Quch.

Missed the entire weekend so far building a house for a homeless person. Anything happen?

 

Split the first two games, Hippie.

Missed the entire weekend so far building a house for a homeless person. Anything happen?

Well, yeah, but nothing more important than your philanthropic duty.

Missed the entire weekend so far building a house for a homeless person. Anything happen?

 

The Danny Santana show.

En Espaniol por favor

 

Loses too much in translation. Much like Shakespearean opera - you have to hear it in the original Klingon.

Shhhh. Everyone hush up. Dick is speaking.

Ouch!

Deduno going after the mascot, Altuve interferes.

Loses too much in translation. Much like Shakespearean opera - you have to hear it in the original Klingon.

su madre tiene una frente lisa

Oh, and thanks for your volunteer efforts, Chief!!!!

Clearly accidental but nice to see our guy plunk someone once in a while considering how much we're getting plunked lately.

Shhhh. Everyone hush up. Dick is speaking.

 

More importantly, TK is speaking.

Oh, and thanks for your volunteer efforts, Chief!!!!

 

Did he build you a house, too?

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Clearly accidental but nice to see our guy plunk someone once in a while considering how much we're getting plunked lately.

 

Umm ... really? I don't think that kind of retribution, intentional or not, is a good thing at all.

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More importantly, TK is speaking.

 

Yeah, have to be hush as the monotone isn't heard above the din.

Did he build you a house, too?

 

LOL, no. But since I have no construction-related skills, I really appreciate the people who volunteer for those types of projects.

Missed the entire weekend so far building a house for a homeless person. Anything happen?

 

I've been landscaping for the homeless all week.

Umm ... really? I don't think that kind of retribution, intentional or not, is a good thing at all.

 

Hmmm...and here I thought you were a lover of a little chin music....

Deduno going after the mascot, Altuve interferes.

 

That should've been called an out by the umpire, right?

su madre tiene una frente lisa

 

I'm glad your mother has a friend named Lisa. I hope her forehead is smooth as well.

LOL, no. But since I have no construction-related skills, I really appreciate the people who volunteer for those types of projects.

 

If I were to help on the project Chief is working on, those homeless folks would remain homeless.

5. Patience -- While my wife was trapped under the couch she was trying to lift downstairs. She was downstairs... I had no idea what the problem was... She was just calling my name and I was yelling back to hold on because Arcia was about to hit. Her yelling got more intense as time went by and finally Arcia got done hitting and I went downstairs and I noticed her under the couch. She said... "Finally... Get this off me... I haven't got all day".

 

I thought about that for a second and I told her... "Actually... You do have all day? That's how life works... You always have all day.

 

Reminds me of a Zathras quote...

 

"Cannot run out of time. There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This....is wrong tool."

 

Good writeup on the new twin. Can't wait to see what language his bat speaks...

Pinto really has to stop throwing the ball away.

Reminds me of a Zathras quote...

 

"Cannot run out of time. There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This....is wrong tool."

 

J Michael Straczynski == Riverbrian?

J Michael Straczynski == Riverbrian?

 

No, not the One, no.

Nunez just a bit ahead of thatof that

 

It's a game of inches. Except when we play Toronto.

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