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I'm watching the Padres broadcast as well, their announcers are good and there is some fancy camera work going on.

Dick Enberg's pretty easy to listen to.

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Hey C'mon now... I've been around a couple of births... Nobody comes out of that pretty!

I'm sure that's what the nurses told ya.

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I'm sure that's what the nurses told ya.

 

Wasn't going to touch that one with a ten-foot rubber glove. Late-night game thread win...

 

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IJQpt1CnQoY/UUqQm5nAcbI/AAAAAAAAD5s/xJi-DhTwjY4/s1600/One+Flew+Over+the+Cuckoo%27s+Nest+2.jpg

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I'm less than 7 hours from San Diego. I'm off work tomorrow. If Corriea comes out to start the 7th, I'll be waiting at Gardy's hotel tomorrow morning with a...with...with a big banner expressing my extreme displeasure!

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I'm less than 7 hours from San Diego. I'm off work tomorrow. If Corriea comes out to start the 7th, I'll be waiting at Gardy's hotel tomorrow morning with a...with...with a big banner expressing my extreme displeasure!

 

But he's a good bunter Chief, c'mon!!

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I'm sure that's what the nurses told ya.

 

Actual Things the Nurses told me:

 

1. Go ahead and take your pants off... The doctor will be around in just a bit. Wait... Not now... Not now!!! I gotta get out of the room first.

 

2. What'd ya mean... I'm not taking my pants off... You take off yours.

 

3. Sir... Put your pants back on... That isn't necessary... Your wife is in labor... Not you.

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I'm less than 7 hours from San Diego. I'm off work tomorrow. If Corriea comes out to start the 7th, I'll be waiting at Gardy's hotel tomorrow morning with a...with...with a big banner expressing my extreme displeasure!

 

I an about 7 hours away as well, is two people considered a mob?

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Wasn't going to touch that one with a ten-foot rubber glove. Late-night game thread win...

 

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IJQpt1CnQoY/UUqQm5nAcbI/AAAAAAAAD5s/xJi-DhTwjY4/s1600/One+Flew+Over+the+Cuckoo%27s+Nest+2.jpg

You know, LaBombo, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.

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I'm less than 7 hours from San Diego. I'm off work tomorrow. If Corriea comes out to start the 7th, I'll be waiting at Gardy's hotel tomorrow morning with a...with...with a big banner expressing my extreme displeasure!

 

While you're at it, put something in there about stupid challenges with 0% chance of success.

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Wasn't going to touch that one with a ten-foot rubber glove. Late-night game thread win...

 

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IJQpt1CnQoY/UUqQm5nAcbI/AAAAAAAAD5s/xJi-DhTwjY4/s1600/One+Flew+Over+the+Cuckoo%27s+Nest+2.jpg

 

I'm still tryin' to wrap my mind around "ten foot rubber gloves..."

 

And all i can think to say is... "you have ten feet on your right hand... someone is looking for you."

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Actual Things the Nurses told me:

 

1. Go ahead and take your pants off... The doctor will be around in just a bit. Wait... Not now... Not now!!! I gotta get out of the room first.

 

2. What'd ya mean... I'm not taking my pants off... You take off yours.

 

3. Sir... Put your pants back on... That isn't necessary... Your wife is in labor... Not you.

4. Well, my pants were off when this thing started, they're gonna be off to see it finished!

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If both of you are Emu's... Then... Yes... Yes it is.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZLAiIn0s1vo/T2z5OVAPKDI/AAAAAAAABcQ/vgavduxSy_o/s1600/emu.jpg

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You know, LaBombo, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.

No need, UC. She not only approved the pic, she emailed it to me. Watching you like a hawk, but wishes you well on your west coast park tour. Otoh, if you're crushed by a little old lady on a supercharged mobility aid, tell her I said 'Hi'.

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