Chris Parmelee, corner outfielder

I was dreaming of the Correia no-hitter. Remember when Philip "Perfect" Humber?

 

Nephew of Allan 'ERA king of 1988' Anderson?

Well that sucks

Chris Parmelee, corner outfielder

 

They still make those?

And the pitcher gets an rbi.

Jesus christ...the pitcher for christ sakes

Does Kennedy have more hits than Florimon?

Corriea's groin looks like its acting up

 

Not really an expert on men's groins so I'll have to defer to you.

Well that sucks

 

Which part?

Jesus christ...the pitcher for christ sakes

 

Jesus Christ....Correia for Christ's sake!

not really an expert on men's groins so i'll have to defer to you.

heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyoooooooo

Not really an expert on men's groins so I'll have to defer to you.

 

Twins medical staff appears to have hired a new specialist in the area, he diagnosed Pelfry anyway.

Does Kennedy have more hits than Florimon?

 

Pfff. Pedro's got twice as many as that clown. More than twice as many.

Which part?

Mostly the part when the pitcher had an RBI single to take the lead

Does Kennedy have more hits than Florimon?

No, way fewer, but in fairness to him he's been dead for over 50 years, served in the Navy in WWII, and was a gainfully employed civil servant when he passed...

Not really an expert on men's groins so I'll have to defer to you.

 

I was trying to think of a reply that wouldn't get me banned, but I couldn't come up with anything.

I was trying to think of a reply that wouldn't get me banned, but I couldn't come up with anything.

 

Neither could I so I went there. Bye, everybody!

Plouffe is the doubles machine

This feels exactly like a 5-2 loss

Neither could I so I went there. Bye, everybody!

 

Nicely done.

I was trying to think of a reply that wouldn't get me banned, but I couldn't come up with anything.

 

Go for it.

 

 

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Zuke is having one of those nights.

This feels exactly like a 5-2 loss

Nicely done.

I was trying to think of a reply that wouldn't get me banned, but I couldn't come up with anything.

 

It's easy if you try...

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FWIW, I'm watching the Padres b'cast and they were all astonished Gardy didn't walk Grandal with first base open and the pitcher due up. The on-field-reporter-guy even went so far as to half seriously speculate maybe Gardy forgot this is a NL game.

Did your thumbs eventually grow in?

 

Yep... All 3 of them

Mostly the part when the pitcher had an RBI single to take the lead

 

Good other than that, though, right?

 

Right?

I'd imagine dad ain't showin' this photo around real proud-like, either.

 

Hey C'mon now... I've been around a couple of births... Nobody comes out of that pretty!

FWIW, I'm watching the Padres b'cast and they were all astonished Gardy didn't walk Grandal with first base open and the pitcher due up. The on-field-reporter-guy even went so far as to half seriously speculate maybe Gardy forgot this is a NL game.

 

I'm watching the Padres broadcast as well, their announcers are good and there is some fancy camera work going on.

Good other than that, though, right?

 

Right?

 

The three previous hits obviously had much less impact.