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Game Thread: Twins@Padres 5/20 9:10PM

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What kinda of coma? Like Thanksgiving food coma, drug induced to avoid injury coma, or full on catastrophic traumatic brain injury coma?

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too slow

I prefer commas

 

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to comas

 

Better tell your avatar that.

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Ain't no Gators up here, just Bigfoots ( Bigfeet?)

 

Canadian Gator

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Oops Sorry... That's my birth photo.

 

I want to see of ChiTown comes up with an Ick or Ish

Better tell your avatar that.

Yeah, the poor kid has the traumatic brain injury kind...

he'd be happier with commas

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1-2-3 !! woo!

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let me know how that fits on ya

Shazam!

Canadian Gator

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Oops Sorry... That's my birth photo.

 

I want to see of ChiTown comes up with an Ick or Ish

Your poor mom

 

and poor mom's doctor

North Correia an ace pitching against his former countrymen...

(shakes head) We gotta give you some tempting fate lessons.

 

But... what if it is my fate to tempt fate? How do i get out of that?

Canadian Gator

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Oops Sorry... That's my birth photo.

 

I want to see of ChiTown comes up with an Ick or Ish

Yeah I get my birth photo and a photo of an orange, slimy thing mixed up all the time too

Yes Dick, Hicks really had to get on his horse for that one.

Would so tell you weren't there and have no right to make that call, were it not for the fact that Hicks rightfully took a short nap enroute.

Canadian Gatour

 

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Canadian Gator

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Oops Sorry... That's my birth photo.

 

I want to see of ChiTown comes up with an Ick or Ish

 

Did your thumbs eventually grow in?

Your poor mom

 

and poor mom's doctor

I'd imagine dad ain't showin' this photo around real proud-like, either.

I'd imagine dad ain't showin' this photo around real proud-like, either.

 

Based on my understanding of genetics, likely either mom or dad is pretty excited about the outcome. Maybe both (or maybe the UPS guy?). What is that thing, anyway?

Your poor mom

 

and poor mom's doctor

 

Poor Brian, too. He was evidently eaten by that thing prenatally.

And you can cancel the post-game show.

That's He(a)dley!

 

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Double play ball, please.

I was dreaming of the Correia no-hitter. Remember when Philip "Perfect" Humber?

Well that took longer than expected.

Way to retroactively jinx the no-no:(.

And you can cancel the post-game show.

 

I wasn't getting my hopes up. Correia rarely pitches no-hitters. When's the last time he even had one, anyway?

Corriea's groin looks like its acting up

There have been a couple batted balls by the Padres that might have been home runs elsewhere

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