Gyorko... A last name that should be pronounced wrong because of the spelling yet probably is never pronounced wrong.

Mauer is hitting lasers right at people today.

Uncanny, isn't it? It's almost like every left fielder is playing shallow and towards the line.

Specializing in no hit runs since 2014.

 

I think we've had our fair share of runless hits the past few years, that a few hitless runs have to happen now and then.

Meanwhile...Duensing happens.

Uncanny, isn't it? It's almost like every left fielder is playing shallow and towards the line.

 

Hey he even hit one to right that actually went over the second baseman and everything.

I think we've had our fair share of runless hits the past few years, that a few hitless runs have to happen now and then.

 

http://media.giphy.com/media/99Is8GgrHCsyQ/giphy.gif

Try this

http://tea.armadaproject.org/Images/petula/petula_KenwithGlove2.jpg

Note to self: strongly consider ignoring tips from TN49 in the future.

Note to self: strongly consider ignoring tips from TN49 in the future.

http://tea.armadaproject.org/Images/petula/petula_KenwithGlove2.jpg

 

 

Didn't work eh? Try undoing your pants first.

Hey he even hit one to right that actually went over the second baseman and everything.

 

Except the 2nd baseman was playing the shift at SS.

http://tea.armadaproject.org/Images/petula/petula_KenwithGlove2.jpg

 

 

Didn't work eh? Try undoing your pants first.

Always good advice, TN. Always good advice.

This game was blacked out for me but someone must have realized the stupidity of that, and now I can watch it.

BTW, not to worry...Burton's got this.

I'm still tryin' to wrap my mind around "ten foot rubber gloves..."

 

And all i can think to say is... "you have ten feet on your right hand... someone is looking for you."

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This game was blacked out for me but someone must have realized the stupidity of that, and now I can watch it.

 

Don't speak too soon.

Don't speak too soon.

 

Good point.

Good inning

Jared Burton. Veteran Relief Pitcher.

meanwhile Jared Burton happens....

This game was blacked out for me but someone must have realized the stupidity of that, and now I can watch it.

You didn't miss anything unusual or remarkable...HR from Parms, RBI single and a double from Plouffe, four perfect innings to start the game from Kevin Correia, a hit from Mauer, left the bases loadedin the third, etc etc.

Nice job by Burton, much more effective when he throws that change a bunch.

Did I mention I like Burton again?

Did I mention I still don't get Duensing?

Jared Burton. Veteran Relief Pitcher.

 

Brian Deunsing, ..........give me a minute, I'm sure there's something.

Brian Deunsing, ..........give me a minute, I'm sure there's something.

 

Left handed and breathing?

You didn't miss anything unusual or remarkable...HR from Parms, RBI single and a double from Plouffe, four perfect innings to start the game from Kevin Correia, a hit from Mauer, left the bases loadedin the third, etc etc.

 

Hicks! Dozier! What really happened? Fess up.

Jared Burton. Veteran Relief Pitcher.

 

Yeah, can't say Burton didn't get the memo this time

Left handed and breathing?

 

See there you go, knew there was something, thanks!

... from Plouffe, four perfect innings to start the game from Kevin Correia, a hi...

 

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What the hell did I just see?

Did I mention I still don't get Duensing?

I don't understand why Andy doesn't tell him to throw 5 MPH harder on the low outside corner to LHer's more.