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Game Thread: Twins@Padres 5/20 9:10PM

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I'm watching the Padres broadcast as well, their announcers are good and there is some fancy camera work going on.

Dick Enberg's pretty easy to listen to.

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Hey C'mon now... I've been around a couple of births... Nobody comes out of that pretty!

I'm sure that's what the nurses told ya.

I'm sure that's what the nurses told ya.

 

Wasn't going to touch that one with a ten-foot rubber glove. Late-night game thread win...

 

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IJQpt1CnQoY/UUqQm5nAcbI/AAAAAAAAD5s/xJi-DhTwjY4/s1600/One+Flew+Over+the+Cuckoo%27s+Nest+2.jpg

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I'm less than 7 hours from San Diego. I'm off work tomorrow. If Corriea comes out to start the 7th, I'll be waiting at Gardy's hotel tomorrow morning with a...with...with a big banner expressing my extreme displeasure!

Gardy to pinch hit Corriea this inning but unsure how well Pinto can pitch.

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I'm less than 7 hours from San Diego. I'm off work tomorrow. If Corriea comes out to start the 7th, I'll be waiting at Gardy's hotel tomorrow morning with a...with...with a big banner expressing my extreme displeasure!

 

But he's a good bunter Chief, c'mon!!

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I'm sure that's what the nurses told ya.

 

Actual Things the Nurses told me:

 

1. Go ahead and take your pants off... The doctor will be around in just a bit. Wait... Not now... Not now!!! I gotta get out of the room first.

 

2. What'd ya mean... I'm not taking my pants off... You take off yours.

 

3. Sir... Put your pants back on... That isn't necessary... Your wife is in labor... Not you.

I'm less than 7 hours from San Diego. I'm off work tomorrow. If Corriea comes out to start the 7th, I'll be waiting at Gardy's hotel tomorrow morning with a...with...with a big banner expressing my extreme displeasure!

 

I an about 7 hours away as well, is two people considered a mob?

Looks like two great plays on that one. Nice to see Hicks get a good bunt down for once, just wish they'd have botched it somehow. Come on Pinto.

Wasn't going to touch that one with a ten-foot rubber glove. Late-night game thread win...

 

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IJQpt1CnQoY/UUqQm5nAcbI/AAAAAAAAD5s/xJi-DhTwjY4/s1600/One+Flew+Over+the+Cuckoo%27s+Nest+2.jpg

You know, LaBombo, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.

Twins baseball!

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I an about 7 hours away as well, is two people considered a mob?

 

If both of you are Emu's... Then... Yes... Yes it is.

I'm less than 7 hours from San Diego. I'm off work tomorrow. If Corriea comes out to start the 7th, I'll be waiting at Gardy's hotel tomorrow morning with a...with...with a big banner expressing my extreme displeasure!

 

While you're at it, put something in there about stupid challenges with 0% chance of success.

Mmmm! Sacrifices, and now a lead.

 

I won't complain...

If both of you are Emu's... Then... Yes... Yes it is.

 

I don't know about him, but I can grab a couple of those on the way through Solvang.

Wasn't going to touch that one with a ten-foot rubber glove. Late-night game thread win...

 

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IJQpt1CnQoY/UUqQm5nAcbI/AAAAAAAAD5s/xJi-DhTwjY4/s1600/One+Flew+Over+the+Cuckoo%27s+Nest+2.jpg

 

I'm still tryin' to wrap my mind around "ten foot rubber gloves..."

 

And all i can think to say is... "you have ten feet on your right hand... someone is looking for you."

Actual Things the Nurses told me:

 

1. Go ahead and take your pants off... The doctor will be around in just a bit. Wait... Not now... Not now!!! I gotta get out of the room first.

 

2. What'd ya mean... I'm not taking my pants off... You take off yours.

 

3. Sir... Put your pants back on... That isn't necessary... Your wife is in labor... Not you.

4. Well, my pants were off when this thing started, they're gonna be off to see it finished!

Kennedy scheduled for arm removal surgery Thursday morning.

 

Preformed by the extremely credentialed Dr. Andrew James.

If both of you are Emu's... Then... Yes... Yes it is.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZLAiIn0s1vo/T2z5OVAPKDI/AAAAAAAABcQ/vgavduxSy_o/s1600/emu.jpg

I'm still tryin' to wrap my mind around "ten foot rubber gloves..."

 

."

 

Try this

http://tea.armadaproject.org/Images/petula/petula_KenwithGlove2.jpg

Preformed by the extremely credentialed Dr. Andrew James.

 

I did what you see there.

Mauer is hitting lasers right at people today.

4. Well, my pants were off when this thing started, they're gonna be off to see it finished!

 

I think I can un-banninate myself after that one.

You know, LaBombo, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.

No need, UC. She not only approved the pic, she emailed it to me. Watching you like a hawk, but wishes you well on your west coast park tour. Otoh, if you're crushed by a little old lady on a supercharged mobility aid, tell her I said 'Hi'.

Try this

http://tea.armadaproject.org/Images/petula/petula_KenwithGlove2.jpg

 

I learn something new every day...

If both of you are Emu's... Then... Yes... Yes it is.

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROmRpdvwqxbvDb-6XoCWdt4_6f2Q0zHwlgVw-srcuzx83KmYUp

Mauer is hitting lasers right at people today.

Yeah, what's his problem, doesn't he know if he just hits it over the fence they can't catch it. So not clutch.

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