I think he's hitting like .856 after the 7th inning

 

Not a chance, that guy has struck out 15 times!

Is there such a thing as a rally caps lock? Or do we use the rally shift key?

Yes.

Another great play by Florimon, too bad Dozier can't throw straight.

 

Did Dozier's play to end the inning earn him a reprieve? Just asking, as it looked just a little tougher than the previous "great play" high hop grounder to P-Flo.

Brett Lawrie......baseball player.

Phil Miller ‏@MillerStrib 2m Twins sold 21,818 tickets to tonight's game, maybe half of which were used.

 

Answers my question about attendance. The BJs usually sell worse than any other team. And it's a cold Tuesday night.

Might not be the weather.

Better get Florimon out of the game, heaven forbid he hits another triple!

 

......Kids, this is why we leave the "managin" to the professionals......

Brett Lawrie......baseball player.

 

Yep don't hit it to him.

......Kids, this is why we leave the "managin" to the professionals......

 

um, you saw he singled, right?

Yep don't hit it to him.

 

That's true of many players. The problem is that he's getting the ones that aren't hit to him, too.

Brett Lawrie......baseball player.

 

Juan Bautista (.1462 TF OPS) and Edwin Encarnacion (.1212 TF OPS)......Twins Killers.

um, you saw he singled, right?

 

Why yes....Yes, I did!

 

(Reider and I are having our own little ongoing scrum on the value of Flo and Dozier).

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Juan Bautista (.1462 TF OPS) and Edwin Encarnacion (.1212 TF OPS)......Twins Killers.

 

I have enough people reminding me of that, thanks.

Juan Bautista (.1462 TF OPS) and Edwin Encarnacion (.1212 TF OPS)......Twins Killers.

 

All we need to do is trade all of our pitchers for those two guys. And then play the Blue Jays 60 times a year.

I can't claim credit for that one. Right out of Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. Except the character just had a run-of-the-mill shoe fetish. He would buy his girlfriend a new pair of shoes, take them off of her, and turn them into gravy boats.

 

Well ya coulda... But you can't now!!!

Juan Bautista (.1462 TF OPS) and Edwin Encarnacion (.1212 TF OPS)......Twins Killers.

Them and the rest of the American LeagueLeague

(Reider and I are having are own little ongoing scrum on the value of Flo and Dozier).

 

Aw, get a room, you two.

Why yes....Yes, I did!

 

(Reider and I are having are own little ongoing scrum on the value of Flo and Dozier).

Florimon outplayed the golden boy .180AVG hitter at 2nd base today.You gotta give him that.

Hey, we kept Bautista and Encarnacion in the yard today!

 

#Winning

Hey, we kept Bautista and Encarnacion in the yard today!

 

#Winning

 

Baby steps, baby steps.

I have enough people reminding me of that, thanks.

I'd tell you to hit em with "oh yeah? Well Justin Beiber!" but that wouldn't work out for you either, would it?

"He's a tough guy to walk."

 

Ball four.

Hey...didn't you used to be Jared Burton?

did Jared stop eating Subway

did Jared stop eating Subway

 

He went straight for the yoga mats. It's cheaper.

did Jared stop eating Subway

 

And the answer to my question is Yes, yes he did.

Krypes burton sucks

Hey...didn't you used to be Jared Burton?

 

Don't taunt him. It has to be a terrible thing to no longer be Jared Burton.

As I was saying

You know, I really used to be a big fan of Burton..

I think Burton might be done.