It's a shoe spoon caddy. And it's the correct direction.

It's official. You're underpaid. Merit, not gender.

It's a shoe spoon caddy. And it's the correct direction.

 

If you are storing utensils in your shoes... You are in Imelda Marcos territory.

Depends if Gardy can think of a way to give him a nickname.

how bout bearfart

What's with all the bunts?

I don't even know what a shoe spoon is, much less why one would need a caddy.

 

Did he make the cut at the Masters? I don't remember.

Did he make the cut at the Masters? I don't remember.

Nobody remembers. Tiger didn't play.

Depends if Gardy can think of a way to give him a nickname.

 

Gardy-izer says, "Bersy".

I thought it was a gravy boat for guys with food porn shoe fetishes.

how bout bearfart

Try running it up the flagpole with a "-see" on the end.

Gardy is 'managin' , pretty sure he can't log in to answer your questions at this time.

I thought it was a gravy boat for guys with food porn shoe fetishes.

 

Hmm, you seem to know a lot about it...

I thought it was a gravy boat for guys with food porn shoe fetishes.

 

Winner!

I thought it was a gravy boat for guys with food porn shoe fetishes.

I'll have to defer to your expertise on this one.

 

edit: beaten to the punch by Joe.

Jamesie vonbearfartsie

Gardy is 'managin' , pretty sure he can't log in to answer your questions at this time.

 

I bet if Molitor was manager, he could find the time...

I can't claim credit for that one. Right out of Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. Except the character just had a run-of-the-mill shoe fetish. He would buy his girlfriend a new pair of shoes, take them off of her, and turn them into gravy boats.

I bet if Molitor was manager, he could find the time...

No wireless in the Twins dugout. Nosiree!

I bet if Molitor was manager, he could find the time...

Bingo! We have a winner!

I can't claim credit for that one. Right out of Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. Except the character just had a run-of-the-mill shoe fetish. He would buy his girlfriend a new pair of shoes, take them off of her, and turn them into gravy boats.

So he was a magician?

I can't claim credit for that one. Right out of Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. Except the character just had a run-of-the-mill shoe fetish. He would buy his girlfriend a new pair of shoes, take them off of her, and turn them into gravy boats.

 

That's run of the mill? I'd like to think any fetish that includes gravy is special.

So he was a magician?

 

No Chief, a porn star, c'mon!

I can't claim credit for that one. Right out of Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. Except the character just had a run-of-the-mill shoe fetish. He would buy his girlfriend a new pair of shoes, take them off of her, and turn them into gravy boats.

There is all kinds of wrong with that. I mean to ruin a pair of shoes by putting gravy in them? Sacrilege!

No Chief, a porn star, c'mon!

 

Porn stars can do magic?? Is there anything they CAN'T do?

That's run of the mill? I'd like to think any fetish that includes gravy is special.

 

It wasn't really gravy.

Ick.

There is all kinds of wrong with that. I mean to ruin a pair of shoes by putting gravy in them? Sacrilege!

 

Gravy...euphemism....for....

I bet if Molitor was manager, he could find the time...

 

He may become the Managed, but no one will be managin' like Gardy does.

It wasn't really gravy.

 

Ewww.

 

Edit: Chief beat me to it.

I want to put three woupie cushions behind the mask for protection and move Mauer back to catcher. If he gets nailed.........ppppppffffftttttt......bring him to the dugout and Sid Hartman can blow em back up for safety

Gravy...euphemism....for....

 

Well, the 5 run fifth sure derailed this thread