Trolling Joe Mauer

There's a new fad going around MLB with funny signs trolling players. Hunter Pence has been trolled pretty hard by fans across the country, and the Astros mascott, Orbit, was giving it to J.P Arencibia pretty good when Tornoto was in town last week. My favorite was "J.P. Arencibia cried during the Notebook." That's prime time, grade-A, trolling.

Joe Mauer is the face of the Twins ballclub, but this season he's struggled to play up to Joe Mauer levels, and to stay healthy. Fans have been booing Mauer, both in real life, and all over the Twitter machine. If you're going to get down on Mauer, let's do it in a more creative way. let's have a little fun. Let's troll Joe Mauer.

Here are some signs I'd recommend taking on your next trip to Target Field

"Joe Mauer puts cream and sugar in his coffee."

"Joe Mauer gets beat up by his brother Jake."

"Joe Mauer thinks Christian Ponder is a good QB."

"My mom has better sideburns than Joe Mauer."

"Joe Mauer let the dawgs out."

"Joe Mauer took the last cup of coffee and didn't make a new pot."

"Joe Mauer has dandruff."

"Joe Mauer doesn't eat his peas and carrots."

And my own personal favorite

"Joe Mauer prefers cats over dogs"

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