Paul Pleiss

Give me a kasota gold top and ditch the red jerseys forever. Put strips on the road grays, and give me the two time WS winning M cap at least on alternate days. Maybe A blue cap with a gold M to pair with the Kasota gold top. Maybe never wear red again. Anywhere. Kasota gold and blue only

Would have loved to see the Twins do the Baez deal that landed him in Detroit. Story could be a good candidate to bring in, but I don't like his upside towards the end of whatever contract it would take to bring him to MN.

I'm looking forward to the continuing trend of new voices on Twins broadcast teams. Bremer, you're next, thanks for all you've done, but it's time to hang them up. Marney and Morny 2021!

News coming out this afternoon that the Tigers will NOT be bringing back their manager, Brad Ausmus.

Ring ring, ring ring, Doug: Hello? Bill: Yeah, hi, is this Doug Baseball? Doug: Yeah. Bill: We're having a sale at the fire store. Doug: What? Bill: Yeah, we're having a sale at the fire store, you're on sale. Doug: I don't understand what... Bill: YOU'RE FIRED DOUG! Doug: What was that about a sale at the store? Bill: FIRED. CANNED. YOU. ARE. OUT. GONE. GOODBYE. Doug: Did you say you have canned foods? Bill: Jesus, Doug. We're letting you go. Doug: Where? Summer league? Bill: No. You've been released. Doug: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUdge.

Still waiting for that free pizza code, you guys.

It seemed to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind... raise your glasses and toast to what MAY have been a great season. Maybe Perk will rebound. Maybe the Twins will find a starter or two on the scrap heap. Maybe 2017 isn't lost before it's even begun. But for Trevor May, it is.

On a day when the organization lost Trevor May for the season +, it's good to have something to be happy about.

I think the Braves already signed all of those guys.

I'm a pretty big opponent of greyhound racing, and animal abuse, I just don't see it with the Iditarod teams. I'm sure there are bad mushers out there, as there are bad eggs in every pocket of humanity, but it seems by and large the mushers and kennels who raise dogs truly care for their animals. It can be life or death out there on the trail, and they depend on each other for survival. But I also realize that I've got rose colored glasses, as the adventure aspect of the sport just makes me love it.

Waiting for 2019? The Twins window keeps getting pushed back. I hope this new regime is able to identify and develop talent to put the organization back on the map and make it into a perennial contender. Wishing and hoping and... waiting. That's Twins baseball.

DJ MAZR!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I don't know if you can blame WBC, or pitching in relief last year, or really anything in particular. UCL's break. Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place. I learned all that watching Breakfast Club. Go enjoy some brunch, pop in an 80's movie, and try to remember the glory that was the 1987 Twins where the Dazzle Man Dan Gladden's hair will always blow in the wind.

Yeah hi, first time long time, I wanted to call in today to talk about my symptoms. With hope of contending in 2017 quickly disappearing (like sand through my fingers) I've become increasingly addicted to the Iditarod race, which will last for only another week. What am I supposed to do to fill the void in my life after the race is over and I'm forced to resume the misery that is life as a Twins fan?

Sometimes you eat the dog, sometimes the dog eats you. What no one is talking about right now is how this may effect his DJ career. Can't be scratching records like a pro with just one hand. Is this the end of DJ MAZR?!?