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  1. ...we've definitely got a spot for him if he's still kickin.'
  2. Latos' delivery looks like Charles Barkley swinging a golf club.
  3. Dang, with Vanimal gone, my like to post ratio is going to take a nosedive. Maybe I should sit this one out.
  4. If Buxton were swapped for Trout, my butt would have exploded because monkeys would have been flying out of it.
  5. Oh. Got him mixed up with Butch. Take it away, Rhianna! "Derp derp derp..."
  6. Talking about that "derp derp derp" one they keep playing in the stadium for some reason.
  7. Yeah, but then you run the risk that he goes back to blow drying his hair with his hat on.
  8. If you'd ever had an ulcer, you'd know it's more of an 'Ahh!!!' than an 'Oh!!!'
  9. There's got to be an island somewhere in the middle of the ocean where we can send the Mountain Dew advertising team and that damn Rihanna song to while away their days in total isolation.
  10. Dick has mentioned 'tickle' or 'tickling' more than a handful of times tonight. He must miss Bert or something.
  11. You know, like, when you think about it, kinda everyone's a catcher, man.
  12. Attaboy, Blackjack! This guy's not afraid to trill that Spanish 'r.'
  13. I kinda like the long flat plain we have in our outfield that keeps guys from breaking their legs.
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