Squirrel

Oh for Pete's sake

Yes, yes it is. Go sit in the corner.

You just had to say it. It's your fault.

Um, okay. And I'm not going to ask. I don't want to know.

Hmmm, hard cider and sushi ... it will have to suffice even if not the best combo.

Are you trying to say something about my dome-game forecasts?

Yay! *drink*

He's certainly making a good case for himself. But the Twins will do what the Twins will do. Don't think we'll see him here before June.

Home. What'd I miss?

omg ... I need to wear a tinfoil hat as you read right through my brain!! Nuuk, Greenland (Heh, and I was also checking for places in Siberia, too!) brat

I did say 'somewhere in the world' at game time ... but I also said yesterday that I'd make something up. Real? Not real?

Game-time forecast: Mostly cloudy; 4% PoP; winds from the NNW at 16mph; temperature around 23 degrees F. (Okay, yes, there really is no forecast for a domed game, but since my posting a forecast yesterday went over so well, here's another one ... from somewhere in the world at game time.) Twins: SP, Pelfrey Dozier 2B Mauer 1B Plouffe 3B Colabello DH Kubel LF Pinto C Herrmann RF Escobar SS Fuld CF Rays: SP, Odorizzi Zobrist LF Jennings CF Joyce DH Longoria 3B Loney 1B Meyers RF Forsythe 2B Escobar SS Hanigan C ----------------------------- Okay, now, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Brian! (in due time) ------------------------------------------------------------------ OK... It's 5:47 and I have 13 minutes... Things to think about: 1. Sam Fuld -- He makes his Twin debut tonight... He's a face full of dirt guy and I appreciate his style of play and am happy he's one of us now. I don't know if he's gonna satisfy us but he's here and we need him. 2. Aaron Hicks -- Aaron gets a night off... It's actually possible and just a few days ago... I'm not sure that it was. Aaron hasn't hit the ground running in the majors... I believe that he will be running at some point but having Hicks as the only sensible CF option was a little scary while he is struggling. 3. Mike Pelfrey -- He needs a good start tonight... The Season is young but he needs a good start regardless. If he doesn't... You gotta consider Deduno and Pelfrey switching roles. 4. Brian Dozier -- He's Chris Davis with the power. He's among the HR leaders in the American League. Just let that roll around your brain awhile. 5. Car Washes -- A guy from Mandan tripping on Meth recently lit himself on fire at a gas station in Dickinson North Dakota. He thought the police had sprayed chemicals on him... they didn't... and so he sprayed himself with gasoline. Then without putting two and two together... he decided to have a cigarette and poof. He actually put himself out by running through the car wash. My question is this... How much should that cost to run yourself through a car wash. It certainly would have to be a lesser rate than an actual car.

Er, I'll take the former. As for the latter? ntto

Okay. But I'm gonna make it up.

Is that another statement about my indoor weather forecast?

I was at several.

Very responsible to step up and take the blame. Now go sit in the corner.

I think maybe Ill watch 'When Harry Met Sally' instead.

The Rays' announcers were just saying that about Florimon as that ball dropped in front of him. Did he lose it in the roof?

What the **** was that?????

I wonder when we'll see Fuld in the lineup. And I think any time the opposing team plays an Escobar, we should play ours.

Well, the weather would be pertinent, dome or not, if a hurricane was heading Tampa's way.

Don't forget the attic!

Heh ... now I'm just flat out laughing at myself ...

I could say that that LOVELY forecast is a reminder that baseball should be played OUTDOORS! (Yeah, that's it ... that's my excuse.)