WxMan17

Send him to the Yankees and see what John Sterling comes up with

And now for a game called "Name that Ex- Ray turned Twin!"

His MLB career spanned a whole two seasons, all with the Twinkies, 1970-71 Hal Haydel

How about a theme to get things going... Alphabetical order per post, former or current Twins who has their first and last name start with the same letter. If no letter (Q, X, etc) for any player, go on to next letter. If there is not a Twin with a particular letter, then select an non-Twins player I'll start with "A" Allen Anderson Twins have had plenty of double "B's" in recent years... select a good one!

Only 809 players to go... Playing the Yanks... The Jazz guitarist.. Bernie Williams

The "Finger Pointer" Rafael Palmeiro

Next opponent: Rangers Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez

His career spanned 10 years and 2 decades.. but only played a total of three years in the Majors Made his MLB debut with the Twins in 1994. Never returned again to the majors until with the Twins again in 2003 and a few games in 2004. Carlos Pulido

The guy who made us ask every year, "Is he still pitching?" Jamie Moyer

Played for 22 years spanning 4 decades, 12 teams, including the Twins for part of a season, and wore 11 different numbers Mike Morgan

Ricky Nolasco in Terry Ryan's office, signing his new contract with the Twins while day-dreaming about what he's going to with all of his new millions, while TR is telling him how he's looking forward to him being an integral part of the rotation to help the team win games, getting them to the playoffs, and staying healthy http://i1171.photobucket.com/albums/r542/dudstud8/Homer1.jpg

Andy LaRoche

Edgar Gonzalez Brother of http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/gonzaad01.shtml

Everyone knows the stars. Let's remember their relatives. Billy Ripkin

NBA - MLB Michael Jord.... Oh, no minor leaguers...

Group photo of all the outfielders the Twins have used in the past 5 years http://i1171.photobucket.com/albums/r542/dudstud8/Simpsons.jpg

The Mariners were the first team to slap themselves after giving him away: David "Arias" aka David "Pig Papi" Ortiz

He played a few years in the NBA before his years as an MLB pitcher Mark Hendrickson

This guy played for both of "America's teams" as he made a few appearances at third base for the Yankees, as well as started as QB for a game with the Dallas Cowboys a year later. Drew Henson

Roger that. my apologies The man with only letters for his name: U L Washington

This is post #117, so 117 now.. Another Hawaiian, an almost-Twin (Drafted in the 16th round in 2008), I got to see him play at the U. of Hawaii, now 2B for the Cardinals Kolten Wong

An homage to my time living in Hawaii, the most Hawaiian MLB name: Kila Ka'aihue

This little known Twin had zero hits and two strike outs in his 12 plate apperances with the team, but did catch all 9 innings of a J. Santana 11 - strikeout win vs. the White Sox Corky Miller

Local guy, inspiration for my screen name, the rocker, the collecter, the side-armer Pat Neshek

I'll take a swing at D.J. Baxendale