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Poverty, honoured sir. Poverty is not a vice, that's a true saying. Yet I know too that drunkenness is not a virtue, and that's even truer. But beggary, honoured sir, beggary is a vice. In poverty you may still retain your innate nobility of soul, but in beggary - never - no one. For beggary a man is not chased out of human society with a stick, he is swept out with a broom, so as to make it as humiliating as possible; and quite right too, forasmuch as in beggary I am ready to be the first to humiliate myself. Hence the pothouse! (Fills glass, empties it, and pauses.) Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.

When life gives you questions, Google has answers. Syrian opposition, civil war, ISIS ...

Nirvana replaced the Replacements. Like eight years later. Look it up, wiseguy.

NO. No. No. No no no no no nononononono. Noooooooo. No. No. No. No. NO!! NO. Nirvana >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ... ]. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Trivia! The Replacements were the first rock band I ever listened to, waaaaay back on July 28th of 2015. Nirvana was the last. <3 <3 / mods, feel free to condense my stylistically creative formatting.

Part of me sees the wisdom in this idea, but at the same time I can't help but wonder what's wrong with players (and coaches, of course) taking responsibility for themselves like everyone else. Geez.

Only five runs.

The Twins Way™

Home improvement advice? Turn off the Twins game.

Sorry. I'll try to tone it down a bit.

WHERE'S HALSEY HALL WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!?!

So there's hope for the Twins you say

Yes.

You see, that's where you lose me.

Oh, I don't know ... just think of all the products that would be rounded up from $x.99 to $y (or worse, $y.95) ... extrapolate that over every item of every purchase you'll ever make again, and you might end up losing quite a bit out of the deal. I used to pick up pennies (and other coins) out of the street, but after a while I decided I was too old for that. If ChiTown can do it, though, what the heck ... the only ones I save, though, are the Canadian pennies ... I have a feeling those are harder to come by in Chicago. And I have a buffalo nickel from the '30's.

Lol ... 1) Check women's department 2) Try the floor 3) Pull one

The only fans in sight are Royals fans, and you have to look closely for them.

It's not imprisonment ... Kurt asked me to hide him since he was sick and tired of the media. However, false it definitely is.

Center fielder ... I changed my pic to Madonna because my mom told me I couldn't keep Kurt Cobain.

For a second I thought I was watching a video of myself playing outfield ... getting fairly close to the ball, but letting it drop and then walking 1/8th heartedly over to pick it up.

He's the Twins' fourth outfielder. Statistically speaking, that makes all the difference.

Build a wall à la Trump which runs from third to second to first?

Nah ... Paul Molitor breezed by this morning and removed any shred of faith I may have formerly held in him. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EnfcZXC_bHI/TdKPzJLr2DI/AAAAAAAAATQ/Yn5BXqOKMCI/s1600/flying%2Bby%2Bthe%2Bseat%2Bof%2Bhis%2Bpants.gif

Platypodes.

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