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Rosario?

what the .... Let's keep her.

Omg ... I'm never going to watch Pride and Prejudice the same way again.

Yes, go - go. I would not wish you back again.

Geez, and all this time I thought you were a 40-ish man with a small mouth, thin nose, receding hairline, and shades. I stand corrected.

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The Twins don't even have three walks total this game.

How about this? WTF

So that's what he did besides shop for sunglasses this offseason ...

DiscGolfer has.

No; what would we do without you?

Van, no!! This isn't the '50's ... that'd be a major turnoff for a lot of women ... remember what I said about not acting entitled.

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Clearly not. Chief.

Is it too early to hope for 0-22?

Oh, so you're fat. Forget it, I'm out of the deal.

Wait a minute ... You seem to be forgetting that 50% of cats are males. Edit: and I never said I'd fall for you. Who knows? We might both like this woman.

Well, there's always me. ... Oh wait, we don't want to risk you succumbing to my charms. Your prospective date's new found fan club may have mixed feelings concerning me in that case.

So do I ... literally speaking. Flu. Again. (Blows nose vociferously.)

No! No, don't do that! Coming from a woman. But then, not all women are the same ... maybe it'll work. It's just the LAST thing in the world I wanna hear.* And with that, well played, Mauer. *Edit: generally speaking ... no personal offense hahaha

I always knew you were an optimist.

As this seemed to be pretty generic advice, I took the liberty to fify.

God's response: “Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it." Cheer up, everybody! God is on our side! This passage is clearly an allegory on the merits of bandwagon/fair-weather fans versus the ever faithful Twins fans.

They're playing "Let It Be" at Target Field as consolation for the brokenhearted people.