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I'm sorry. Actually, Discreet and I hang out quite a lot ... opposites do tend to attract, you know.

Yeah, one seems equitable. Most of them are far, far worse.

*Grandpa* Bob.

Okay ya'll, I hope you appreciate my sacrifice of missing part of the game in order to find a photograph of the real DB Cooper. All you blasphemous heretics can stop your unbelievin' right now, 'cause I've had it up to here with you.

*sigh* You have none.

Oh COME ON. Considering Christiansen as a possible suspect is an insult to the artist.

ftfy who's Japanese again?

As an established power hitter in the majors, I think Park is entitled to a little bat flip now.

Wow Grandpa ... I've never heard you open up like this before. You know that question your little granddaughter asked you so many years ago which left you discombobulated and stuttering? Think you could enlighten me at long last? Oh ... you don't remember ... how could you? Again, why did you divorce Gramma?

Don't you dare mess with my grandpa 'cause I know how to make those $5,000 look a whole lot less appealing if you do. We just try to keep this quiet around here.

Not to worry.

The only baseball movies I've ever seen are Moneyball, A League of Their Own, 42, and Sandlot. The list, of course, is invalid because it doesn't include For Love of the Game, but the closest I ever came to watching a Costner movie was when I got bored halfway through Field of Dreams and quit. Not up to another go at that. Btw, does everyone hate Moneyball or something? Because of the 4 1/2 I've watched, that was by and far my favorite.

Boy, this solitary confinement thing has really gotten to you, Van. That was TWO* days ago already. *Trying to master this caps lock concept over here.

I'm guessing you mean staking with this kind of poker as that seems to be the customary sentiment here on Twins Daily. http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/staking-sunday.gif

four walks and we win this.

JINX!! That was SO going to happen until you came along and ruined that little spell I had going. It's all on you.

This must mean we're going to win because we certainly wouldn't be surprised if we lost.

I think it's commonly referred to as sauntering rudely away in the middle of a dispute.

Ooh ... that'd be interesting. Did you say old ones? That would mean I had the pleasure of going through and reading "Warning issued by USAFChief for Trolling, Flame-baiting, Thread-jacking, and being a dick in general in such and such a thread" without having to actually suffer the consequences. Or you could just give me your password ...

I'm sure I'll be hit with infraction points sooner or later.

And of course, in the midst of all that foul talk, the old timer can still crack a smile.

Just giving you a hard time.

Yeah, but not too weird to live.

Hardly. Whatchamacallit Is the Best Candy Bar. I vehemently object to the defilement of your sacred member title. // This random act of weirdness brought to you by always33 //

FTFY Never, ever again ... that was one PITA. Anyway, it looks more like mike trout flying over an ocean with water splashing in the foreground ... decidedly amateur, lol.