Thanks, ChiTown. I know I'm hardly the personification of perfection (probably a lot closer to the other end of the spectrum), but it is EXACTLY this reason I am barely present on here anymore - and I'm sure I speak for a broad range of posters. I won't say any more on the subject because you handled it a lot better than I ever could ... but thanks. And by the way, kudos on keeping it down to 1,285 words.