Biography
I'm Dave. I work at a shitty job to make ends meet, but love sports and comedy. I want to warn all you Twins fans now, that while I do love the Twins, I hate the Vikings (I'm one of those Twins fans).
My personal claim to fame is that I got to sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Target Field in their inaugural season. Me and my friend won the Well's Blue Bunny Sing Like a Champ contest and that was part of the prize.