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How far does he have to go?

As i said last night, left is just deep shortstop... Which makes it long stop?

I think the next recommended is tailored to viewer, so sadly i got something different...

I missed it too. Got distracted by the internet...

Woah... Kenta Maeda likes claymation? Here's a some for him! Not quite Gumby, but entertaining for a minute or two...

I care. It is just coincidental i happen to be out of rips. Yesterday was Tuesday, and someone spotted me a hamburger late last week... Meh, did Mr. Gordon get similar treatment back in May or June? And there is more to the big leagues these days than is dreamt of in my philosophy... May not be wrong to not throw 'em in the deep end right away.

Now tell me the sell 10 gallon jugs of mtn dew too... Who needs a chicken dinner?

I am pretty sure he'll be safe at least once.

Winnah!

Oh wow. Th game is still going. Did i miss any more deep thoughts? Gordon's has been the only one?

Buxton on base again! Let the good times roll! (especially if there is jelly or cinnamon involved)

Only if you are more creative in spelling.

You mean you didn't come here for the wisdom and clarity of thought? (also it Kasparov, not Kaprizov that put Deep Thought in its place)

But left field is short stop, only Deep.

Cubs*: 1. Rafael Ortega (L) CF 2. F. Schwindel (R) 1B 3. Ian Happ (S) RF 4. W. Contreras (R) C 5. Patrick Wisdom (R) 3B 6. Alfonso Rivas (L) LF 7. Matt Duffy (R) 2B 8. Nico Hoerner (R) SS 9. Alec Mills (R) P *Not to be confused with Cubes.

The Cubs lineup is lacking...

Oh yeah, Game time temp: 64f, 8% chance precip. according to baseballpress. 64 is 8 squared by the by.

A Clash, perhaps?

Are we the best 0-2 team? Or is there a better one?

Deep Thought: buy Jack Handey I am not Jack Handey, last i checked. so it's okay if i am shallow. Deep Thought: Deep Thought. How would it manage calling balls and/or strikes? Would Sano have struck out so frequently? And am i talking about the IBM product, or the Douglas Adams figment? Deep Thought: Cubs They are hosting this game. I wonder if they thought of offering Hostess Cub Cakes. They might not go over so well if cub is a listed ingredient. Deep Thought: Twins. We have a similar record as the Cubs. It is hard to tell us apart. Could this series decide our draft pick order next draft pick? Maybe no one will care, because they can't tell us apart. What Parent Trap hi-jinx might we get up to? Deep Thought: Line ups. They will allow you some deep thoughts of your own. Twins: 0. Griffin Jax (R) P 1. Luis Arraez (L) 2B 2. Byron Buxton (R) CF 3. Jorge Polanco (S) SS 4. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B 5. Max Kepler (L) RF 6. Miguel Sano (R) 1B 7. Nick Gordon (L) LF 8. Mitch Garver (R) C 9. Griffin Jax (R) P Cubs: 0. Alec Mills (R) P (TBA) Catch ya later!

That is one fine dog! How long do i wait until i get one for lack of an opinion?

Brilliant, isn't it? One wonders how this could take up less than 100% of the pie... It's really buy one, get another free deal.

We lost?! How could this happen?

Impressive! I am happy to see he seems to be improving this year.

Alright. Will look it up for myself. 6-2 loss. Sigh.