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Good ol' warning track power!

YES (Setting a good capitalizing example)

Nick Gordon! Let us vulture him the win!

What do we do with the basses loaded?

Jeff-first!

But African sprinklers are non-reciprocating...

Um... What is the water pressure driving the sprinkler? I will go with... Yes!

Another run!

First and third! Better than it might have been. Come on Mr. Sanchez!

Now that the Astros have been lulled i to a sense of security,... It is time to strike! (but not out. Nor for better working conditions) Old tried but true: 5 things to think about, assuming it doesn't cause a stack overflow error, or something. (We'd have to wait for the official scorer to rule, though) 1. Knock knock jokes. They play off meeting folk for the first time. Yennier Cano finally got to throw his first pitch. And Contreras came in for Buxton. Welcome to the bigs! Maybe you can have your own knock jokes now. 2. Limericks. But i don't know... Will Puckett make us more or less likely to get in trouble for mentioning Nantucket? Pawtucket no longer has the team. 3. Pros and Cons. Discuss. Or not. Pretty sure they are all Pros at this level. 4. Haiku: It is my first time In spiffy new Target Field (So please, be gentle) 90 degrees, right? Angle or temperature? Either way, i'll live 5. Hats. They can keep the sun off or the heat in. Mine says "stovepipe" inside the brim, but i don't think Ben Franklin had this in mind. I would describe it more as top, which is where i hope the Twins come out on. But as people like music:... If they show a fan with a top hat, though, it is probably someone else. Line ups to come eventually.

You're gonna want a bagel with your coffee?

4 more to go...

Celestino!! (i think)

What i miss?

Well, sorry i didn't chime in until after everything happened. Everyone hunker down good and well! Hate to hear anyone wizard of ozzing it tonight. Remember old poem "how to tell a tornado"

If someone were hypothetically to show up and 12:10 for tomorrow's game, could they watch the last half of tonights game as well with one ticjet? Or would they have to purchase a ticket for both?

(Psst. Ash, Chief doesn't know what an aside is!)

Which part? The 0-0 tomorrow or the could be wrong?

Who's your friend when things get tough?

That rain sure will be appreciated later on in the summer. Did we win yet?

What i miss?

Down too.

Down one...

Isn't that like, a flagrant foul for taunting? How long does he go to the penalty box for that?

I hope it doesn't rain out...