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Sorry. Once again i fail to do my research.

Nice Catch, Escobar!

Sorry. I always thought i was less yoko, and more oh, no! At least based on reactions to some of my jokes... (or things what aspire to be such)

So... It's not a spider, it's an ape? It's not a clam... It's not planet... But that comet becomes a monkey as it approaches the sun! And the frog used to be a monkey. Some rules need to be more detailed...

I bet the elephants are hiding amid the trunks.

You mean like a little Lebowski?

Oh yeah, there is now a line up to comment upon... Vargas promoted to the 7th spot. Small victories... And Hunter is now lying in the weeds as possible Pinch Hitter. If so, who does he likely pinch hit for? Been rooting for Schafer, but sounds like it was a right thing to let him go, and find someplace new. I hope he lands on his feet, hits the ground running, and all those good sentiments...

Like "You're barking up the wrong elephant." Or "What elephant?" (Having viewed this a forum, it took me a bit putzing about on TD to catch the picture. Good one.) Only one hour or so until game time...

Speaking of youth (and i got no idea where my youth meter is, nor how to crank it up) i think our opponent sent some folk to watch our games and tell them how to get us out. They were... Cub scouts. Little more than 6 hours to game time...

WAY!

"This is my Boom stick! ... Swing smart -- swing S-mart."

Just so long as it isn't an opposing pitcher...

Circumstantial evidence... We can still pull it out. Pelfrey, we got yer back!

Well, ya got a walk... While a wild pitch would be cool and all, i'm not wedded to the idea. Anything not involving an out would be fine by me. Big Vargas, no whammy!

So sneaky getting his hand in there the umps missed it at game speed. Horses, Goats... What other livestock can we incorporate into this thread?

The horse?

Is that the rally horse? (cue someone with photoshop skilz, perhaps?)

Man, i was almost hoping to see if Buxton could pass Vargas... Vargas acquitted himself in that at bat, though.

Vargas will get another chance this inning. (Some unspecified joke about him stepping on the gas...)

Hope the sample size is at least as large as this game... The Pelfinator!

Classic pitchers duel? 0-0 after 3. But things are different now. This is a the 4th inning.

True that! He'll get more with at bats like that.

Look at that! Buxton... Not swinging at non-strikes... Takes balls. Flies out on a 3-1 count. Oh well. Coulda been worse.

Where'd you last have it? Sometimes it helps to look there. Alas, sadly you're not alone...

You mean August instead of September? I'm sure Vargas will have a say in the matter. Like the man with no eyes, his boom stick will do his speaking...