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Would that be... "the new number 2?" and batting... and playing... 6, i see? (Initially i saw that second line up, i just felt glad i wasn't the only one. Now i'm seeing added levels of brilliance.)

Ol' Man Hunter, he just keeps rolling along...

You mean a bad joke inadvertently provoking an 'ick' involving the Tom Kelly-ism "Everybody grab an oar" as well each receiving only one of their anticipated footwear. That's pretty specific of the constitution (er, i mean the bill of rights, which i guess has been part of the constitution for a while now) to forbid "crew all" and "a new shoe all" pun, ish meant. If that can't be told in a game thread, where can it be?

Yes, the vapors. Our rallies seem to be running on vapors occasionally, and maybe that is a problem... I wholeheartedly look forward to fully powered rallies in the near future (roughly 2 hours from now), whatever their source.

"Welease... Wogeh!" comes to mind for some weason... Wait a minute... if it ran out of gas... why's it burning so well?

Pointers... Stay out of the woods. Don't have too many irons in the fire. Keep a little mustard for the sand wedges. And minimize putter.

Wait, that's actually a good one. Here's the one i've been refining... A joke about dreams helping with congestion, hair transplants, and yard care: (Apparently it's a classic) REMS key cure sick coughs, share hair, re-sod. (i bet mine's worse...) (and i know Chief said not to explain jokes, but this is more about getting it out of my system...)

I'm fuzzy on this whole good bad thing...

Is there such a thing as a rally joke? And how bad is a bad joke?

It's Hunter time!

I think i know how to unmute 'em... Stick a fork in 'em. They done.

One solution to the sword issue...

Duelly... (er, them's fightin' words) Dually... (no, that'd be twice) Dudely... (your role?) Dudly ... (do, right?) Ludely... (not gonna touch that, wouldn't be prudent) Dew-ly noted. Mountain dew just might keep me alert enough to catch it and execute... Wait, would Herbert be the vacuum fellow? I thought nature abhors those. (not to be confused with horse abs) Whew, almost made a fool of myself. The pre FDR pres... This will take research...

Follow nothin... We were born liters. (and it'll hold up in any quart)

Pelfrey gives up an 0-2 hit to allow the tying run to score from 3rd...

Pssst. Riverbrian (if you happen to read ye olde game threade) how do you take full advantage of your 2000th post? I'd like to be your 2k list for purposes of preparation... (i hear y2k preparedness was important, once upon a time)

Buxton advances the runner. Little things right.

So, i guess we didn't have an insurmountable lead?

Pelf, strandin' 5 through 2. Rosario dinger holdin' up thus far: 1-0 Twins C B U

Indeed. All around the mulberry bush... er, i mean the diamond.

Good call! 1-0

Our turn...

Indeed, a pretty catch. He be a-mentorin' tonight.

"I could give you my word as a Spaniard?"

To be perfectly honest, while i'm sure he uses the phrase in some discworld story (it being a good one) I was specifically thinking of Johnny Maxwell and the Bomb.