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Good! I hate to imagine the alternative. Colabello still knows the Twins way: bounce it off a fielder for a hit!

Hmmm... That was Donaldson, yet again. Wasn't that? Well, we got it out of the way early at least...

Got that right... And i'm gonna stay awake for the whole game! (I only missed Hicks' hit 'cause i forgot to turn the sound on...) I'm day shifted from here on in!

Plouffe doubles to the right field gap. 3-0 and counting.

Scooped by Chief. As expected.

Sano Blooper moves Mauer to third and Hicks to home, and Sano takes second on the throw to third. Only out thus far was a rip by Dozier that didn't clear Donaldson at 3rd...

Oh well. At least the pressure's off of bein' in the second wild card spot. Silver linings everywhere, and not a drop to drink...

I'm awake finally. Twins are now permitted to score runs again. Oh, yeah, have we been diligently updating Circus Boy? 8th inning, 3-1 Toronto.

That looks like the result of some fine millinery, and just what i need to keep... Wait a minute... Where's the TC? Is this some kinda clever ploy to try to change my allegiances?

I think i fell asleep again... Did i miss anything important?

Boyer time! How long has it been since we vultured him a win?

I was impressed that their roster is like, 20% former Twins. And it woulda been worse if Valencia weren't designated for assignment when Revere was landed. Anyone looking forward to Colabello pinch batting?

The concept is not new, but the name is (and probably will continue to be as it isn't something i'd pick up on) I stopped worrying when, after perhaps a decade of the inert life style featuring 2 liters o' moutain dew and bats o' cheetos, i got it in my mind at like 1 or 2am to do a crazy solo hike the next day, made use of every available bit of daylight, but completed a mildly ambitious circuit with no more issues that slow going, naps at summits, and side stepping a moose. i got back to the car at the same time as another pair o' hikers i'd met at the summit, and seeing the occupants of both cars at the trailhead parking accounted for, the state police cruiser moved on. That was a few years back, so perhaps i'm due another test to verify, but i'm sure i'm fine and remember the first rule, bein' that getting back is always more important than getting there. But yeah, my gut is suspenders worthy...

Well observed. And we are Mauerless to do something about it. Plouffe is manning um, the cold corner? At least relatively speaking i guess that follows if 3rd is the hot corner... Oh, and thanks for pointing out the starting time. I'd have missed it otherwise (not minute, but the hour.)

Yep. I still got a gut. Perhaps i should do something about it...

Yeah, usually they duck and forget to lower the bat for a foul ball. Oh well. Thanks all for the company.

3 is the number of runs to score, and the number of runs shall be 3.

I think Brock broke my sarcasm meter. But this isn't a good one to recalibrate on...

Oh we of wee faith. We still got a chance to answer. We's the home team and all.

Nothing wrong with second grade...

To quote a movie i seen recently... "It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart..." I think we just want to see what he's got, sink or swim.

His boy Elroy?

Small ball? Or do we supersize it?

By grabthar's hammer, by johan's change up...

I'm learnin'...