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May was a good month!

Dozier's makes it to the left fielder! Progress.

And there was much rejoicing!

He's part of our now. Or is that us now?

Thanks Judge Smalls! (though thanks Chief for trackin' it down. I remembered it was Caddyshack, but that's about the extent of my involvement) If we can get that gopher, will that cut down the on the gopher balls?

That's it! Thanks Chief!

Game on... Hope everyone is settled in.

Well said. How does it go? "It's easy to grin when your ship comes in... But the man worth while, is the man who could smile..." Too lazy to look it up, figuring someone else will recognize it and fill in the blanks for me... What's that, crowd sourcing? Anyway, yeah, i too will be up for this game. Gibson can show 'em what for!

All things bein' equal, i'm just glad i was a wake for the entire game. With luck, i'll go to bed tonight and actually be day shifted... I'm sure Duffey will be on top of it next time. We was in it right to the bitter end. Tomorrow, let us avoid the sweep!

I just went looking for Bruce on the internet, 'cause i knew i'd find a monty python sketch. Oh, and sorry about not diggin' up Bark's Congo line. I did it a couple o' times in the past couple weeks, to little effect, so i sent it to triple A to work on consistency. It probably is time to call it up again...

Funny... It hadn't occurred to me that "strikes out" is both transitive and intransitive.

I wonder if any bullpen has developed first aid related nick names?

Two goose eggs. A step in the right direction.

Escobar on second. I think he's lonely out there...

Hendriks! "You know, you're a, cute little, heartbreaker..."

Nah, i read it as 5th inning, too early for high leverage pitchers like Trevor or Jepsen or Perkins. Who comes out next? Fien?

Good job holdin' the runners when the ball dribbled away...

Yeah, when it was 9-3, i was thinkin' of posting something tongue in cheek like, "well, at least we can still get a moral victory by scoring more runs than them." But i guess it doesn't sound quite so clever when it seems slightly more realisitc at 9-7...

It is a sign! Robinson is on base!

"Pick yourself up. Brush yourself off. And start all over again..."

I saw it going. Does that count. And it sure went...

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Robinson with the chip shot! He'll make par before you can say... um... at least before i can say it, whatever it is...

Don't for get to count this one. It sounds positive to me, but for the life of me, i'm not sure if it is forehand or backhand. And i'm okay with that! Escobar's on first, not out, and that's what counts.

I think i'd rather pitch to Robinson, 'cause that would mean i was in the majors! 3-2 after 1, Twins with the lead. CBU, eh?!