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Roadhog. Choose a lane... (and by implication, a direction) Is there like, a vikings game or something?

Oh, if it hasn't been said, CBU is 2-0 Cleveland before 4. Courtesy of two balls that carried, one over Hicks, and the other over the fence.

(Somewhere after the one about throwing Dozier high fastballs...)

Thou shalt not tag up on Rosario.

Why can't the ball carry like that for us?

Scoreless top of inning. Hope we do more against this here pitcher than we did last time...

I once was a train engine for halloween. Does that count? It was on one side abstract (i wore one of them blue and white striped engineer hats), yet on another as realistic as i could be (someone familiar with the source burst out laughing from across the room)

I take that back... Now that i think of it, i don't believe it was a Dr. Demento collection... I believe it was a music used on Car Talk collection. And it may have well been unique in that collection as the only song not specifically mentioning cars... Thinkin' o' that, i'll dedicate this one from that collection to the remainder of the Twins season. I got a great idea... Let's win out, kinda like that one Rockies season a few years ago... Why didn't i think of this earlier?

Musical interlude: I believe discovered this listening to a Dr. Demento collection i checked out from a local library while driving a fair bit. I then put it on repeat for like the next hour until smoke came out of my ears... Figuratively of course. But it was burned into my memory. Naturally, i don't advocate so drastic a reaction to it, but neither will i say it is entirely wrong. That said, i's lookin' forward to seein' some good baseball.

yes. Er, i mean, that's what i thought. It was on the same quiz that asked how many of each animal did Moses bring aboard the ark.

Since we've gotten on a subject grammatical, i saw on a quiz once, but no one handed out the answers afterwards: Is "the yolk of the egg is white" or "the yolk of the egg are white" correct?

Oh yeah. 6-5 Rangers at the end of 9. CBU. I blame this on no one sayin' "winnah" followin' last night's game, so as ya know. We was derelict in our duties... And i's a child o' 2 lefties. All us kids is righty, perhaps due to the writing thing, though i certainly find doing stuff lefty somewhat awkward, but i'm surprisingly successful at it.

Don't know. Was there ever a volcano on the show? That would be pretty hot.

Ah, this reminds me of Victor Buono poetry... (someone tell me if i should continue and see how much i actually can recall)

.500... The sky is falling. At least i think it will be until tomorrow's game.

Mentorin' time! (everyone pay attention...)

If it make you feel better, he's no longer pitching in a tie game...

Looks like Rosario has installed sites. Er... sights, i mean.

Tie game. Good enough for me, i think. Though sad to see Robinson get out. If the boxscore is to be believed, he hasn't been gotten out too often.

So... If i learned anything from last night's high lights... (and i might not have been paying too close attention, so correct me if i got it wrong) A homer to the second deck scored 2 runs. A homer to third deck scores 3. Hicks, does that give ya any ideas?

How do you make an out in Oakland drink? A lotta something green and foul? Oh wait. There was a comma...

What's productivity?

I guess the game isn't over by the 5th inning...

I missed a nail biter, eh? Thanks everyone for coverin'.

De nada. Alas, i might actually be running off and missing some o' the game. If i do, y'all hold the fort, okay?