Everything posted by sampleSizeOfOne
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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/21 @ 6:05pm CT
This inning is classic! It reminds me of old theater shirts with a claim to the effect of "we've been doing so much with so little for so long we can practically do anything with nothing."
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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/21 @ 6:05pm CT
Alert are the baserunners. We got us a lead... Now it's back on the pen's shoulders. I'm sure the pen is up to it!
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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/21 @ 6:05pm CT
Chalk one up to Fien. Now the batters gotta do their share...
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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/21 @ 6:05pm CT
Me. I was busy typing.
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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/21 @ 6:05pm CT
Circus Boy Update: There seem to be a lack of Circus Boy Updates. Is this because the Lefties are crafty? (ala the 80's Beastie boys song) So nothing is happening? Or because we have been negligent about updating? Er... I should keep my mouth shut... A runners at corners dinger Puts the 0's up 3-1 in the 6th...
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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/21 @ 6:05pm CT
Hey, Hunter's on second too. He didn't slide...
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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/21 @ 6:05pm CT
Just glad he's safe. (And he didn't do a cannon ball)
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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/21 @ 6:05pm CT
Sano's on second...
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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/21 @ 6:05pm CT
I guess he can tell me them too... I just like quoting popular movies if they seem apropo. Does that make me odd? If it doesn't, i'm sure there's plenty of other things that might. Does that make us even?
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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/21 @ 6:05pm CT
Parallax is a cruel... something or other. I am never sure i do the geometry right to account for it either...
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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/21 @ 6:05pm CT
Never tell me the odds...
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
I stand corrected. I'd be hard pressed to mistake a chicken for a turkey, i think. Or a chicken hawk. No matter what Foghorn Leghorn would say... But in the form of dinnah, well, i've been told many things taste like chicken.
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
Concur. Yeah, i suppose crows, but if you told me it was a raven, i'd not be on solid ground to dispute. Likewise owls... Or ducks, geese, etc. I take that back. I bet i'd hold to my guns if i heard a loon and someone disputed it with me. Loony, that's it. Not gonna confuse the state bird.
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
Make it rhyme, and your in business... Like um... "As down to sleep i setcha. How much should i betcha the boogie man won't getcha?"
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
Priceless art for free, eh? Wonder if there are any birds that do Dali work...
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
Cardinals also are a happy sight for me. Them and white-throated sparrows are the two bird calls i could identify if i had to.
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
Yes. Er, more explicitly, 8th inning, bases loaded, no outs. 9-0 lead. The force is strong with Duffey. Could he be the one to bring balance?
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
Speaking words of wisdom.
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
Yet another possibility. I'd be hard pressed to extrapolate that from one's performance on the mound...
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
Concur. I almost said it for you as i posted...
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
I'd be real impressed if there was also jeckling...
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
Duffey comin' out? Of the game or to the mound? (Still not sure which i originally meant...)
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
Limber toes would still be an advantage...
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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT
That sounds like fun independent of the situation. I ought to do that more often. I'll be invincible! Someone tells me "scissors cuts paper" and i'll tell 'em to look down...