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sampleSizeOfOne

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  1. I'm amazed it ceased. More pleased, though. Does that count? Was distracted for the moment, but saw the loaded bases, and left the rest to a vivid imagination until i got back.
  2. Excellent! I bet they don't say anything about washing dishes or picking vegetables off the floor. But it reminds me of my mild pet peeve/"if ever i run a movie theater" idea: Put on the exits a sign to the effect of "don't forget to turn your phones back on." and one of the reasons i loved the post credits thing from Imaginarium of Dr. Parnasus...
  3. Concur. I view them pretty much as a vehicle for butter.
  4. So... the ceiling was mashed potatoes and vegetables were the floor. And (if i was paying attention) it got strictly worse as you ate it? If you ever eat another, try reversing the order, and see how it affects the meal...
  5. Am i a crooked number folk? I could probably use some stretching...
  6. Escobar on second... Things are heatin' up at Target field too...
  7. Sounds like the end to the verses of an unlisted track on a Dead Milkmen album. "And it gave me a look, that chills me to this day"
  8. Maybe the frozen food would become stale if exposed to atmosphere? Or maybe they're giving themselves an excuse. It woulda tasted better if you'd remembered to slit the vegetables... But rather, it's cheaper to do it all the same way and tell people to treat it differently. Client-side optimizations or something.
  9. Alas, having googled it, that's one of those songs i failed to listen to the words for the music... Someday i hope to listen to everything at the same time... Good though. I like it.
  10. I need to relish it, when i get an idea in edgewise... But i'm glad i weren't the only one with my tongue in my cheek like that. What's the saying about great umm... something, thinking alike?
  11. Nah, it really isn't. Just gotta wait until it gets cold enough.
  12. Sano who? Nicely put, Mr. Nunez. (i should really learn how to do that tilda...)
  13. When is a pick off also a caught stealing? I assume it's if he's goin' to 2nd, but sometimes that's not 'cause he was stealin', it's 'cause he was picked off... That always kinda bothered me, 'cause it was like the runner has double jeopardy there. At least he only gets out once...
  14. I stand corrected. But i think i'm likin' my version better, even if the Twins haven't figured out how to play it...
  15. Wow. Marisnick has skill! I don't know if i could do that even if i tried...
  16. That's who played it? I was wondering that too. All i remember is the repeated phrase. "Rock the Kazmir. Rock the Kazmier..." where rock is a higher note than the rest... Oh, and emphasis on Rock.
  17. Isn't there some song about rocking the Kazmir? How'd it go again?
  18. We can still lick our chops. Isn't it what chops are for?
  19. Oh boy, Gomez will be coming up to bat. Always fun to watch...
  20. Almost game time. Then where do cats walk in Target field?
  21. Now i wanna see what Goat would build... Or at least design. One thing i know, no goat worth his cheese would settle for less than real grass...
  22. Rosario PH? Who called it, i forget?

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