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sampleSizeOfOne

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Everything posted by sampleSizeOfOne

  1. Sorry. My bad. Wait... is that picture what drag racing is like?
  2. Were you not able to find someone to play modem?
  3. That's a lot of paint... I'm wearing sandals. Don't worry. Nothin' a little Turpentine won't fix.
  4. (Oh sorry... I went back to watching the game, figuring it was in slow gear) ... Fall... (as originally conceived) If you listened carefully, those were equi-knocks. But always wanting to gild lillies, i'm still trying to come up with another joke to tack on it... "Try to remember mumum in September when ... (i don't really know the the lyrics) and if you remember, then fall who... fall who..." get it? (But completely tangentially, now i want to start a lilly guild.)
  5. Oh yeah... Folk were reminding me earlier in the thread... Knock Knock...
  6. Shoot, now i want to try to recall the whole monologue... "But fear not the obstacals in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward... You will see things wonderful to tell... you will see a cow on top of a cotton shed..."
  7. Sorry. Didn't mean to make ya look back on those days...
  8. Planning a weekend... Such a novel concept! Someday maybe i will too...
  9. Do Sodom and Gomorrah have a Lot in common?
  10. I didn't realize Spike was in Cripple Creek lyrics! Thanks a bunch! And ya gotta respect the drummer doin' the singin'! (Yeah, Spike had some standard vocalists, i'm pretty sure, and i don't know how often he himself sang. But yeah, he also collaborated with big names. A favorite o' mine is Homer and Jethro doing Pal Yachi (i don't know how it's spelled)) Oh, and Dozier, hits a home run, to the opposite field. No biggy.
  11. Isn't there a relevant illustration from the Little Prince?
  12. How often is it him singing? The few videos of his tv shows, i'm not sure if he does sing... The above song i believe is sung by the Andrew sisters (not to be confused with Julie Andrews) who were stars in their own right.
  13. Wow. There really is someone whose last name is Gorg and is not involved with Fraggle Rock... Astounded! Anyway, not to be distracted... Each of us adjusts our environments to simulate comfort, as the players battle the elements along with their adversaries... (Next)
  14. My bad. That was Plouffe, and that's what i get for not payin' attention to the game. I think they mentioned Dozier's from yesterday and that confused me.
  15. Stern is the back end of a ship. I think that's where the poop deck is. Not to be confused with the head... I think they maintain the nomenclature, even on non-sailing ships, but don't have relevant experience to comment. Hmmm... So is that what folk meant who told me to use my head? I never thought of that before... Hey Dozier's on second! Cool!
  16. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZKKwPvr7hU
  17. Kudos on the links so as we can reread 'em. No one told me i would be graded on length... Some day, i'm gonna match that. But if i do, it'll be in one long sentence... A subtle/shallow criticism of the Twins battery: run on.
  18. I think we're missing a narrative opportunity rarely used in baseball. It was a Dark and Stormy Night as Phil Hughes took the mound. (Someone else can continue it...)
  19. That was cool. Hitting refresh is a fine talent to refine.
  20. A gee, shucks. t'ain't nuttin'. I'm just glad to enjoy this game (and thread). Everybody grab an oar! (or keyboard/touch screen/voice-text software/input device of choice)
  21. Is this gonna be like that scene from Jurassic Park?
  22. I forget. I use sandals... Um, probably different ends of the same lace together. Just don't cross the streams. I've got it on good authority it is bad.

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