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Yeah, that was solid contact. He just hit 'em where they was...

Escobar gets on, and then Hicks is the chaser. We got to the bullpen. Can Mauer extend his streak this inning?

Is that their final score? Congrats.

Hello. Is there anybody out there? (Just nod, if you can um, read me)

Torii gettin' us started.

G'night! (keep your head and arms inside until the ride has come to a complete stop...)

It's okay. I don't think you're missing anything.

Someday i'm gonna tell a timely joke. With a punctual line.

6-0 Cleveland before 5. Cleveland Bats Up

Nice swing, Mauer. If only a glove weren't there...

I vaguely remember some announcer sayin' he (Buxton) hadn't exhausted his rookie eligibility yet, but isn't far from doin' so. I kinda hope he doesn't and we see him make a case for roy next summer...

Who do we drop to get him on the roster?

Knuckle down, buckle down, do it do it do it.

Did the rally monkey write any intros? A missed opportunity... I admire your principles!

Anyone know the heimlich maneuver?

Er... Make that 6-0. Same point in the game.

Have we been remiss? 3-0 Cleveland after 2 innings. CBU

I see... Like KC for Gibson, only this time hopefully we can come back all the way.

Oh. I see. I think they mean to say they think your the second coming of Jeter... (Tryin' to find a silver lining)

Head first slide into 1st. Nostalgic, anyone?

What'd he do now? I missed it...

ible. is that better? bein' fallible is okay, no?

I never bothered to learn his name, but i'd seen some of the movies he was in... Of particular note is Amazon Women on the Moon. By the director of Kentucky Fried Movie. Which brings us back to chicken dinner... Enjoy! And thanks all for putting up with my footprints of paint. (I wonder if an editor woulda helped there... even if it was one word... "no") And of course other eccentricities... Anyway, Thanks for the company! G'night!

Perkins, apparently, for giving the Umpire grief over a ball call before the homer.

Yes. Wait... How can the Twins play the Royals in the world series?!