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Yes.

Truly you have a dizzying intelect. Now i am curious if there will be a "Welcome to the middle of the game thread" post.

Hey. We won! How about that?

Molitor on the phone to the bullpen: "Release...the Kracken!" "We haven't got a Kracken, sir." ... "Release Rogers!"

Sorry. Slow on the uptake. Incidentally, the blades on the oars in the picture are called hatchets...

I hear gravy goes well on meats... even chicken, perhaps?

For some reason i thought Oxford Cambridge was amongst the biggest and most storied rivalries there is... Them being older than Harvard/Yale... But i never been cross that particular pond... Edit: spacethefinalfrontier...

CBU... 101-101 in the 101th.

Yup, that looks like a deer foot... I assume the barrel is still... round? My initial fear when first i heard of it was that ithad something to do with the much advertised body wash stuff...

CBU. regarding yesterday big picture... 7? Today, tied 10-10 after 100 innings.

I never read the hype about this. Is there more to it than paying attention to the wood grain?

Can never go wrong with a fight club ref. Well hardly ever. "You choose your own level of involvement."

I do not envy the head ache you will have, but in the meantime rest well, and dream of... um... Ploufe dingers?

I shall play tuba in a concert on my birthday, no less. There look to be a hundred or more on stage at the time, only to others at present on tuba. So calling it a tuba concert is roughly like calling tonight's game the Danny Santana show... And i guess i'll have no problem with that. What have i missed in tonight's episode?

I made it through yesterday's thread just in time to see we needed something for today. Alas, i am mosying to a rehearsal, which gets out shortly after the game starts. Hopefully i'll be a participant of the thread... See ya soon.

How not to write a game thread intro... 1. Proof is in the reading: But what proof? > 100 is inflammable, so i am told. A little floats while too much capasizes. As a close approximation, i am a teatotaller, so i wouldn't know. I just like old Jackie Chan movies... But no one will follow if you don't make sense. QED 10. Numbers are important. Especially in comparing things particularly if they are very fine, of course. 11. Context. Millenium hand and shrimp! 100. Take your time. Haste makes waste. It is not like someone is trying to double your game thread up... 101. Bring it home. The baseball is round. And you score if you end where you begin. Change is complicated. Phillies Adam Morgan (L) 1. Odubel Herrera (L) CF 2. Andres Blanco (S) 2B 3. Maikel Franco ( R) 3B 4. Ryan Howard (L) DH 5. Tommy Joseph ( R) 1B 6. Cameron Rupp ( R) C 7. Cody Asche (L) LF 8. Freddy Galvis (S) SS 9. Peter Bourjos ( R) RF Twins Kyle Gibson ( R) 1. Eduardo Nunez ( R) 3B 2. Joe Mauer (L) 1B 3. Robbie Grossman (S) LF 4. Brian Dozier ( R) 2B 5. Trevor Plouffe ( R) DH 6. Eduardo Escobar (S) SS 7. Max Kepler (L) RF 8. Kurt Suzuki ( R) C 9. Byron Buxton ( R) CF Conditions: Outside. Gametime Forecast: 79°F • Light Rain • 62% PoP

Apparently i was way ahead o' ya. Sorry all i did not contribute usefully to ye ol' game thread. Maybe next time?

Might be quicker to answer what you hit? Or caught? Well, you missed everything else.

The greatest what?

I actually don't know. I was just making a mildly obscure music reference: http://youtube.com/watch?v=XrfIoWiQS24

CBU: New York 8 Minnesota 1 and it is Jepsen time. Which now is the 7th inning.

Yes.

You say there is a light at the end of the tunnel?

It was the worst... Since Louie the first.

There are worse things. I am kinda indifferent to apathy... But i am more a fan baritone.