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I'm not sure that half inning was long enough.

As usual.

And Dozier knocks him in. (Him is himself too)...

A double for Santana. Not bad.

I thought they were spelled Jeeps... Shows what i know.

Polanco finally dribbled it fair to first... But i'm okay with Rosario not being thrown out.

Rosario breaks up the no hitter... in the 2nd inning.

Double play. Polanco wasn't so far from 3rd... Might that have been 3 if they needed it?

Play ball?

That sounds like a categorical affirmative to my question. Thanks! And after last night's excitement, i will try to give tonight's game my undivided attention. Well, does food divide attention? I might make sure i don't miss my mouth with it... That would be an eating problem, wouldn't it?

Is there such thing as a food hangover? Or is that a leftover? I should perhaps think of food, as i just "mostly" cleaned a fridge, and so it is empty.

Oh, you mean the wizard formerly known as Tom Riddle?

Nailed that hang(ov)er... er... game thread intro! I like.

Did we win yet?

So... Berrios takes Abad's spot in the roster and Duffey's spot in the rotation? Santiago takes Nolasco's roster spot, and the rest take their respective outgoing AAA spots, Pat Light going to AAA where Berrios was? Does that close the circuit? Or missed i something?

I confess that i thought of this movie as well at the mention of spice... Amongst my friends, there is a style of tire swinging knowm as Baron Harkonin style. And just to get it out of my head, i will ask "What's in the batter's box? ... Let's just say i'm suggesting that he may be a batter." Now that is out of my system... New teammate(s)! How will that play out?

You mean... The Twins might be a good team?! Cool!

Amazing how the flavor of the game is conveyed without so many relevent details like the score... Color me impressed. My apologies for missing out on the fun.

I think you forgot to carry the... um... bat.

The Twins can win games?! I think perhaps this option could be explored in the future... I dare say i would be in favor of it.

This game goes to 11. As does this thread.

Had free refills of mountain dew at a restaurant, with attention of wait staff as a limiting factor. But drinking has never been a vital element to my capacity for strange and irrelevent comments.

(How often do i get to quote this movie...) "If it's not my build, it's my personality... Honestly, i'm not mad at anybody... I understand..."

Is this a real game? Or should i get used to disappointment? Pokemon go has nothing to do with go apparently...

6-2 courtesy of Rosario. This message brought to you by triplemint... assuming i just made it up.