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Sofas are more comfortable, it turns out. I don't know why... They just are.

Back to .500. Which makes more sense than 5000, i guess.

Someone once told me of a smart 'pull my finger' joke. Would that be welcome here? Assuming of course they weren't pulling my leg...

Yes. And big... for an athletic guy.

Do we really have a shot at winning?

Er... I guess i am on a slower connection.

Tie game. Not over yet...

Kepler! Draws a walk.

Whose legs had he been lifting with?

Remind me, which inning did we own against KC to start the season, and how come we don't own it any more?

If you try to include too many stars, the constelation just gets mushy... No, i was trying to make good on all the 5k post restrictions. Sorry if no one was paying attention any more...

Yes. Perhaps the pitcher has something to do with that... Sigh...

Remember those old iMacs with colorful bubble shapes? I always thought they were kinda cheesy. Someone gave me a ipad mini. gotten a lot of use out of it, so i try to keep cheese off it. Except of course this post. I just can't help it. I am sorry. I won't keep wearing my typewriter ribbon any longer. It has striped me all zebra like. I suppose that makes me faster, but... well it doesn't matter. At the starting line, i kept waiting for the green light to start, but it went red... yellow... blue... it wasn't until the people finished the race that one of them explained they put blue into the green for the benefit of the red green colorblind. My i felt sheepish. I should have just followed everyone when they started. But a race is still a race, so might as well keep at it, though long ago somebody left with the prize... And just ot fend off any questions.... No i won't Hitler. I just met 'er.

Speaking last words reminds me of this here scene: (sorry i am slow. The game is distracting me)

Oh. I see. so... this is for exta credit. Man thanks for all assistance. Kudos to Blake for bringing Shaun. That is where i'd have liked to go, albeit, i think as the intro song says, he's one of kind. RB might mark something off for that, so back to the drawring board... If i'd had this much help, i might have actually done some homework in college...

Welcome back, RiverBrian! Before i forget, what am i supposed to do at 5k?

Run Balked in? Goes to the pitcher, i guess. It is a run and that is what is important.

Five is right out, eh?

Would two single plays do?

Just to take the pressure off everyone, Santana has a perfect game through 1 inning. Bauer has matched him for 0 innings.

Told ya so. Not that we will, mind. Just that we can.

I saw a blurb about today being the anniversary of the first airing of a Simpsons episode. I won't say which because i don't Bark to feel old...

Partly my fault. I read 17th anniversary and greatest baseball movie ever made and was confused because i couldn't reconcile the two. Surely It happens every Springtime is older than that. "Rules... You said your finger was a gun. There are no rules here..." Comes to mind as well, but that movie is more funny when it takes itself too seriously. Does Naked Gun count as a Baseball movie?

What all am i doing wrong? And if i am doing something wrong, i sure hope i am doing it all wrong.

Yes we can...