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sampleSizeOfOne

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Everything posted by sampleSizeOfOne

  1. Fish! It sounds like weather for it. I bet the Twins are better at fishing than the Royals.
  2. The descerning eye will note it is just bad bad news...
  3. What anti jinx? I think the players are just disappointing our expectations for disappointment.
  4. Yes he can, but i'd rather he not at this point. It would involve allowing the Royals to tie the score...
  5. After all Joe did, we couldn't even get him home. We leave him stranded at 2nd. Oh well.
  6. Aw! That explains a lot! Someday i hope to learn how to unwrite a rule...
  7. Bases loaded. Does that mean we're doomed? Say it ain't so!
  8. I stand corrected... Not the only B in my BBonnet... Yeah, it could pose problems. Don't like the insurance run he gave up neither.
  9. I wasn't paying attention... Did we ever figure out which Twins were superheros?
  10. I got a friend who dresses up as Rorschach occasionally. Having these things called acting skills, he can pull it off pretty good too.
  11. Wow! I just got stuck on the word "dial" and on a tv no less. It has been a while...
  12. I would believe it. Part of the charm is its fast pace, i don't think i can distinguish between normal fast and ludicrous speed...
  13. A chance to be exposed to new culture! It would seem Captain Underpants will soon be a major motion picture in a little over a month, so you won't even have to read the book. Ripping Friends had the best interactive sections at the end, inviting the audience to grab whatever was handy and "rip along with the Ripping Brothers" I personally was wondering if either Moose and Squirrel or Rick and Morty counted as superheros... My kneejerk response these days would be Samurai Jack. Indeed, i regret not bringing him up in the nickname thread a few days ago, as pretty good nicknames could come out of the titles of Aku: the Shogun of Sorrow, the Minister of Misery, the Deliverer of Doom... that sort of thing.
  14. Everyone should be entitled to an off day. Today i guess is the Twins' Maybe Mr. Brian can repeat his promethian game thread intro with the next vic- i mean opponent.
  15. He had to sign with an X... Only 4 of 'em can write. (hence the crossed forearms) Well done, sir!
  16. It just may take a few games... I got O Brother playing in my background. "Governor, it's one of our favorites!"
  17. This game has been brought to you by Beta Max. And by capacitence video discs, that after 17 years of development, were effectivily obsolete by the time they went into production.
  18. Rua?! Now 11-3? I get a sense we just went the wrong direction...
  19. So this fellow living the good life on a south Pacific isle in a little native hut devoloped a taste for large furnishings, chairs in particular, comfortable enough for royalty to sit on while watchin the game. But it being a small hut, after the 3rd or 4th he had to pick and choose, and stash the remaining furniture in the little attic under the thatched roof. Well after the 9th or 10th impulse bargon beach recliner, that attic was getting packed, and the poor walls couldn't take it any more, and as he was cramming one more in, there was a terrific sigh and shutter as the whole structure collapsed, leaving a pile of hay and household goods like needles, reminiscent of what the big bad wolf once left behind. Anyway, i'm only telling this for your benefit. And so it doesn't take 20 pages for a Chieflike joke to surface... People in grass houses shouldn't stow throwns. You're right. One can easily distinguish imitations from the genuine article. Here's to the Moon shining on Minnesota and a fine game of baseball! And of course high Proof reading.

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