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Minnesota Twins: Pitching. Hector Santiago (L) 1. Brian Dozier ® 2B 2. Eduardo Escobar (S) 3B 3. Joe Mauer (L) 1B 4. Miguel Sano ® DH 5. Max Kepler (L) RF 6. Jorge Polanco (S) SS 7. Eddie Rosario (L) LF 8. Byron Buxton ® CF 9. Jason Castro (L) C Boston Red Sox: Pitching. Drew Pomeranz (L) 1. Mookie Betts ® RF 2. Dustin Pedroia ® 2B 3. Xander Bogaerts ® SS 4. Chris Young ® DH 5. Jackie Bradley Jr. (L) CF 6. Sam Travis ® 1B 7. Andrew Benintendi (L) LF 8. Christian Vazquez ® C 9. Deven Marrero ® 3B Gametime Forecast: 68°F • Drizzle • 28% PoP From weather.gov: A chance of showers and thunderstorms, mainly before 11pm. Some of the storms could produce small hail and gusty winds. Mostly cloudy, then gradually becoming mostly clear, with a low around 57. Southwest wind 5 to 8 mph, with gusts as high as 21 mph. Chance of precipitation is 40%. New precipitation amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch, except higher amounts possible in thunderstorms.

If bunting were just wasting an out, it would seem to me the Twins are superlative at it. So perhaps they are too good?

Indeed wicked cool!

Playing tuba. But just ordinary rehearsal. Where we get donuts and coffee at break, and i get to catch up score. I am but one of three tubaists...

I apologize that i must run off to rehearsal. And just as the game is about to start. Hopefully some of the young whippersnappers will still be awake commenting by the time i get out of rehearsal and find a tv to plant myself in front of...

Yes.

That's okay though. He has paradox absorbing crumple zones.

Anyway, we can appreciate all kinds of spelling here. (not just Country and Western) When last we clashed with these foes, didn't we steal one in late innings? Which move was answered in the next close game of that series by them tacking on 10 insurance runs in the top of the 9th? A mite excessive, but it shows they respect us. Or something. Although perhaps not our bullpen at the time... This could be an exciting game series!

Much oubliged! I think i'm getting the hang ouf it!

Except when sounding like a as in neighbors and weigh... Obviously Einstein is commonly pronounced with a Cockney accent.

Oh. Right. My bad...

I predict their uniform will have festive bunting on it. And maybe their game plan too. Gotta keep them honest. Heading for social anarchy when good sports are deceitful... Oh spelling? Overrated. No watt aye mien?

I might regret asking this, but Chief, which finger is your ban finger?

Alright. Everyone i pitch to today will be retired. Can't get any perfecter than that. (Tomorrow might be different because we actually play, but probably not, as they rarely let me pitch...) That's 2.

Pawnishment. That's 1. Still looking for 5 more impossible things to do today before the game starts...

Not to be a spoil sport, but might it get rained out?

(I go this!) Yes.

I see by the standings that we won... Will be relishing the entire game thread when i get home tonight!

Concur. My schedule is up in the air somewhat for today, but i hope to chime in occasionally. I once was chided for climbing on girders at another school's caffeteria such that i was hanging from the ceiling. The teacher "talking me down" said i wouldn't have done it at my home school, to which i honestly responded i probably would have, at least once. At college party i think i worried some older folk when i decided to try to hang by my ankles (from a thick sprinkler pipe, in a room decorated wih hubcaps) I suppose they too had a right to be concerned, but i was okay.

Love levels all ranks! Officially.

Double plays are good... Rogers might not be Duffy, but i am not yet complaining.

Glad that's sorted out.

Yes.

I am fine with it too. And what else they were offered will always remain "the one that got away..." Go ahead. Unwritten rules apparently weren't made to be not broken. Did i fix it good?

Thanks! If he ever gets good at bunting... I won't get the time to finish the sentence.