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Trevor May in for the 5 inning save opportunity.

That's on the coach for leaving her in too long.

Evidently they don't read TD...

Concur. Tell a joke to unlock legendary status.

A 1-2-3 inning from Berrios! I like...

In play, run(s). I like...

What i miss?

Oh yeah. I hope we win.

This is correct, unless the pitcher reads this post on TD and walks Kepler just to spite us.

Sorry i missed all the fun. My bad.

I was just wondering if the route to another .400 hitter was via Buxton style speed rather than extreme hitting skills.

RIP Rock Cats... Sigh. I was part of a company outing to see 'em back when Ben Revere and Joe Benson roamed their out field. But... I get up again!

And i'm fully expecting to be rickrolled by the crowd noise at least once this season...

I'm a fan of chunder.

Seems reasonable to me. Anyone got any better suggestions?

I finally figured it out... If one side scored more, we would only be allowed half a chicken. Anyway, we should do this more often.

Tie game! Everybody wins, i think.

Yeah, it does make sense to avoid hard contact. Thanks for pointing that out, and confirmin' it was cut off for me.

Jeffers!!!! (He really jeffed that one, didn't he?)

Thought Rosario was going to get the assist there... Mighta been off line, amd was cut off, i believe? Didn't track the ball well enough to be sure...

And he has to wear a hat...

Concur.

2-2. Boy, my jinx is in midseason form...

6th inning, White leading Blue 2-1. I think White is team Polo?

Right.