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Corndog time...

I get by with a little help from my friends.

FIFY. Probably. 2 innings seems like what they are doing. Like to see him finish the inning at least.

Rosario with the assist. Makes up a little for the run.

There is a certain beauty to that.

I like it when players listen to us.

Go Buxton!

Mmmm... That was nice.

Yes

Right field foul line has been good to the Twins.

Gets a 2nd chance next inning. Our run game is almost as good as our walk game.

0 out RBI!

Goes back to 2nd as it was a ground ruler than bounced back onto the field...

Kepler is on 3rd. But this being reconsidered...

4 switch hitters and lefty. So they'da been righties if he was lefty.

That's like... 40% of a normal rotation.

Almost there...

Doh. Hope he gets well soon!

Do i get to refer folk here to the gamethread? Or will someone else do that as it gets pinned? This seems like pretty good discussion as is... I like openers. But there is something to be said for simplicity and i'm just as happy having only one pitcher pitch.

Pun noun a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings. (courtesy of google search) I fogured i'd just encourage folk to get them out of your system now before the game starts. If people can mean several things with the same word, well, how do we know what they mean to mean? That way leads to chaos and anarchy. Did you hear about the Twins new pitch combining a slider with a sinker? It slinks. I'll show myself out. But not before sharing the lineups, and pointing out that Buxton is in center, so all is right with the world. Tribe: 0. Aaron Civale (R ) P 1. C. Hernandez ( S) 2B 2. Jose Ramirez ( S ) 3B 3. F. Lindor ( S ) DH 4. Carlos Santana ( S ) 1B 5. Mike Freeman ( L) SS 6. D. Santana (R ) RF 7. Bradley Zimmer ( L) LF 8. Oscar Mercado (R ) CF 9. Beau Taylor ( L) C Twins: 0. Tyler Clippard (R ) P 1. Max Kepler ( L) RF 2. Jorge Polanco ( S ) SS 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Eddie Rosario ( L) LF 5. Mitch Garver (R ) C 6. Luis Arraez ( L) 2B 7. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B 8. M. Gonzalez ( S ) 3B 9. Byron Buxton (R ) CF 72°F

Winnah.

Or musical theater.

Ya know, i think i'll be fine if he double bogeys...

Sorry. Back from the reading up on Land of the Lost rabbit hole... What i miss?

I didn't know they were leashed...