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Er.... if i went for pirate booty (or puns for that matter) i'd just be chasing after fools gold.

I meant to mention parrots, but i got distracted. I wonder why parrots and pirates are associated? Maybe it just the words sound similar? Like a bad pun? Oh, and the Parrots take the lead...

Trying jog my memory for everything i know about pirates, in case it turns up something the Twins may find useful today... 1. Booty. Um... Yeah. 2. The Pirate Code. May only be applicableto Disney pirates. 3. The letter Rrrrr. 4. X marks the spot. 5. Han Solo. I finally got round to watching the new movie, and i thought it pretty good, at least oneo fthe better post prequel products. Sad they amputated that branch of production. Pirates: 0. Chad Kuhl (R ) P 1. Kevin Newman (R ) SS 2. Cole Tucker ( S ) 2B 3. Colin Moran ( L) 1B 4. Todd Frazier (R ) 3B 5. Dustin Fowler ( L) LF 6. Brian Goodwin ( L) RF 7. Michael Perez ( L) C 8. Tony Wolters ( L) DH 9. Wilmer Difo ( S ) CF Twins: 0. Jose Berrios (R ) P 1. Max Kepler ( L) RF 2. Josh Donaldson (R ) 3B 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Jorge Polanco ( S ) 2B 5. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B 6. Mitch Garver (R ) C 7. Byron Buxton (R ) CF 8. Andrelton Simmons (R ) SS 9. Brent Rooker (R ) LF

Just so long as they are productive outs.

Gophers advance to face Badgers in finals.

Point of order: Since Spring Training is now and the Gophers' mens hockey team is playing now, is it okay to mention they came back from 0-2 in the 3rd and are starting overtime? This is the big ten semifinals...

I am actually excited for the a lot of the back up talent, but i'm okay with not so much discussion of their merits. Buxton sure deserves the attention. If Buxton signed an extention, it wouldn't just make my day, it'd make my um... however long the extention is for. But meh. I would wish it to be fair for both sides, so no pressure on either side to get it done, especially with a CBA running out.

Hey, Nick Gordon got another hit! Alas, he was thrown out at the plate trying to score from second on a single. And should i be concerned about an injury delay following his next at bat?

Knock 'em dead, Nick Gordon! This a left heavy lineup. And if a pitcher is a southpaw, is a batter a northbat?

Twins 0. J.A. Happ ( L) P 1. Luis Arraez ( L) 3B 2. Jake Cave ( L) CF 3. Ryan Jeffers (R ) C 4. Alex Kirilloff ( L) LF 5. W. Astudillo (R ) 1B 6. Kyle Garlick (R ) RF 7. Trevor Larnach ( L) DH 8. JT Riddle ( L) 2B 9. Nick Gordon ( L) SS Braves 0. Bryse Wilson (R ) P 1. R. Acuna (R ) RF 2. Ozzie Albies ( S ) 2B 3. F. Freeman ( L) 1B 4. Marcell Ozuna (R ) LF 5. Dansby Swanson (R ) SS 6. Johan Camargo ( S ) 3B 7. Cristian Pache (R ) CF 8. A. Almonte ( S ) DH 9. Alex Jackson (R ) C

Not that i am wise to the inner workings of the tooth fairy's organization (unless Hogfather is less fictional than most believe) but i believe there is a pillow involved in the prossess... Which is perhaps counter-intuitive when considering homeruns.

Glad to see Harvey is still making the rounds. No one brings anything little into a bar.

I see we won 5-5. That doesn't happen very often.

Only 8 innings... Does that make it a Winna?

Astudillo went 1 for 3, with the only run scored or rbi of the game. I am fine with that for now, but i hope is willing to share with his teammates in the future. And Albers with the save.

And what have i missed today?

Good thing my lower jaw is what moves... I can only bite up.

Those sound like robust editors more suited to prime content. Remember Kenneth is low cal.

Sorry, i slept in... And have a running errand to catch soon. For ye with eyes, how'd Simmons look?

Wow, i thanks for the advice! It made my winter so much better. What does Astudillo recommend for handling spring weather?

http://twinsdaily.com/topic/49774-buxton-cracks-tooth-eating-steak/ The gift that keeps on giving?

Has it not yet been addressed in the comments for the existent article? We have been remiss. Obviously, the old ones have not.

Yes.

Lost by 4. Kept in doubt with 5 seconds to go with the press.

Well... Hardly ever.