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Are we allowed to make Law jokes too? Or are they not as funny as Ober jokes?

Nope.

Hey, look! Baserunners! Let us get a 2 out hit!

Are the Twins a good test? People here often remark how we make mediocre pithcers look good...

Detroit is doing a bullpen game?

Which is which is left as an exercise to the reader. 0. Kyle Funkhouser (R) P 1. Akil Baddoo (L) CF 2. Jonathan Schoop (R) 1B 3. Robbie Grossman (S) RF 4. Eric Haase (R) C 5. Jeimer Candelario (S) DH 6. Harold Castro (L) 3B 7. Niko Goodrum (S) LF 8. Zack Short (R) SS 9. Willi Castro (S) 2B 0. Bailey Ober (R) P 1. Luis Arraez (L) 3B 2. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B 3. Trevor Larnach (L) LF 4. Nelson Cruz (R) DH 5. Alex Kirilloff (L) RF 6. Miguel Sano (R) 1B 7. Max Kepler (L) CF 8. Ryan Jeffers (R) C 9. Andrelton Simmons (R) SS

Especially when he's standing. On the mound.

Short.... didn't come up short. Sigh.

Goodrum!!!! Wait... He plays for them.

Sometimes, it is just about surviving...

Winnah!

Well, until the lead is 7 runs? Then it's Turtle time!

Out of the top of the 8th. Huzzah. Bullpen needs but an inning more.

And Grossman makes up for missing that play...

Baddoo beats the shift.

The committee would also have accepted "Strong in the fours."

Kepler sneaks it by Grossman!!!

Another runner in the scoring position. Get 'em home, okay?

Arraez!

Well, maybe not. Needed to be a step or two faster to beat that out.

Rortvedt's got this.

Bat that there run in!

Kepler!

Anyhow, i will fetch me some cool dew. And maybe do some laundry.

We don't have very many rbis...