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No, as I would find that too boring, but we all will see.

Yes, I almost said "or bring back the math" discussions, at least those were above the belt.

Yeppers!!!!!

This game has the makings of a great pitching match up. Which excites me, but makes me nervous. Twins seem to choke for those games, but they own Sales...hopefully we hit 30 pages, even on this beautiful day and we all have chicken dinnah!!!!!!!

Beats the math here.....maybe

I tried to stop it in my first post, but I was a bit late, so those "dogs of math" have been loosed/slipped/freed take your pick.

Deep Thoughts 1. Why is a baseball diamond, which is actually a square, called a diamond? If you do the geometry, the bases are arranged in a square, with each base 90 feet apart. And the pitching rubber is 60' 6" from home plate. Which is just over halfway to 2nd base. I'm not sure if it was due to bad math or if the Pythagorean Theorem had yet to be invented. Anyway, the actual half way distance is((90x2)*2)/2, 9 i63.63 √ nches. Although, if the distance is measured to the front of the pitching rubber, then, since the rubber is 6 inches wide, the math works, almost. Though for us purists,(I say purist, you say " Obsessive Compulsive) for it to be exactly right, the pitching rubber would need to be moved three inches plus a smidgen closer. (I may or may not have actually done the math) GREAT INTRO!!!!!! I think I made some improvements by striking out the math, as we had a Game Thread that focused on it before. I'm sure some will appreciate that..."Chief"?????? I'm doing marinated chicken on the grill, as I EXPECT a Twins' win TODAY!!!!!! Edit: I can see I was late as more Math, cubes, diamonds and squares quickly followed

I love meatloaf, nothing wrong with it!!!

To more more anal, actual quote for Shakespeare is :Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; Any way those dogs are out! Apologies to ashburyjohn I posted before reading his correction

Happy birthday Van!!!! I can still remember my 27th, it's somewhere between my 26th and 28th. Have fun!!!!!

Who knows, I'll go with: if Joe is smiling...so is the rest of the Twins team...big all around win tonight. Glad I didn't stay out any later with my friends and got on here to enjoy this win, my my poster friends here

You could hear his joy in the radio interview, just now

Always do

One of the many reasons, we luv baseball!!!!!

This year's Twins universe ? Oh, YEAH!!!!!!

I felt it!!!!!!

COME ON JOE END THIS!!!!

Tight rope or on the edge of a cliff............ dang it!!! Twins better win in the bottom of this inning!!!!!!!

Oh come on let's end this with a Twins win!!!! I need some chicken!!!!!

Need a pic of you, with it there............nice try though BUT ..not in there....

No razors go in one's nose....never!!!!!

There's times I 'm glad I listen to the radio and..........yep, that's one of them

Ok!!!! I went thru the last 4 pages of THIS thread and I am all caught up!!!!