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I think even "non-technically" would also apply.

Don't give it right back to them!!! COME ON!!!!!!

SA-YEAH!!!!!!!

Not sure, but with a name like that, I would think he was swinging something pretty impressive. Talk about a "respectfully reserved" crowd, watch those young teens, my how things have changed.

Gonna have a Moscow Mule, to help me wake up, as this game ain't doing it.

Feels like this game is already 5 hours long.

OK, enough of not hitting and scoring Twins! Top of the order has be "respectfully reserved", so WAKE' EM UP!!!!!!! Edit:

Very quiet Home Opener thread here....WHERE ARE YA ALL?????

SaNOOOOOO!

It hurt just doing those

I herd their are places, wear one can find help four it. Don't axe me wear they wood bee.

Great opening of the game thread aye aye, matey !!!!

We'll get them next time.

ARRRGGGGHHHH, but they battled their cold butts off!

Gonna be a sweet/weird Twins win....just wait......

Way to kill the smell, I had with Phil Collins

I smell Twins runs coming, in the air here.

Dozier, I know it's asking a lot but pahleeze......bring them in.

Pahleeze Bux get the run in!!!!!

in one swing

Quote: Yogi, "It ain't ovah, till it's ovah"...shift, bunt, whatever....this game was started and ended by Berrios' great pitching!!!

Absolutely love these game recaps, may there never go away!!! Thanks so much for doing them!

How about an athletic move, of the baseball over the fence? (drink)