March 29, 20188 yr I last wrote a game thread opener on October 3rd, 2017. After the conclusion of that disappointing loss to the Yankees, I turned off my brain for the off-season. All this week, I’ve known that I will have to crank it up again but I’m having a little trouble getting it started up after the long layoff. I know that I’ll need to pump a little fuel into the carburetor so I’ve been pushing the primer button (my nose obviously), but now I’m concerned that I’ve flooded it because I have a cold.Slight change to the format this year. I have run out of Cities and Towns to say strange things about so that will be replaced by a new crutch called the Top Non-Trump News Story (Or Stories) from yesterday. I’ll continue with thoughts on the Twins and their opponents. The Joe M conversation will remain… I didn’t get enough complaints to stop doing it. And, as usual, a random thought #5.Anyway… I hope you are all primed for the start of a brand new season. It’s still March so we are starting a little early. Don’t push the big red primer button unless you are ready. Expectations are high… as of right now… it is still mathematically possible that the Twins go 162-0. 1. Top Non-Trump News Story (Or Stories) from Yesterday:Rosanne returned to broadcast television on ABC Tuesday Night with back to back episodes and the show was welcomed by 18 million viewers. NBC quickly noticed the ratings and has decided to cash in on the nostalgia wave by ordering 10 Episodes of H.R. Pufnstuf.It was reported that Russian Double Agent Sergei Skripal and his daughter may have been victims of door poisoning. Russia has come a long way since Rasputin; they have been practicing the poisoning of Doors technique since 1969. It wasn’t fatal back then but it did produce a severe lack in judgement which resulted in “The Soft Parade”.2. Our Twins:The Twins are not overwhelmingly strong in any department but they are not overwhelmingly weak in any department, and for the first time… since… ever… the Twins have enough starting pitching depth where they don’t have to tolerate sub-par performances from anybody. They have a stable of arms in Rochester that can take over for injuries or struggles, this also applies to the bullpen. At the plate, I’ve seen lineup projections from experts with Buxton in the 8 spot in the order and this suggests a level of batting depth that we haven’t seen in sometime. Now those are what I call deep thoughts.3. The Orioles:It’s kind of funny… not many people were giving the Orioles a shot during the off season. I was listening and the experts were talking about not knowing who the 3, 4 and 5 starters would be, the injury to closer Zach Britton, and the inevitable loss of important free agents after the conclusion of 2018. The experts were strongly suggesting an immediate rebuild was necessary. Then the Orioles sign Alex Cobb and now those same experts are saying the Orioles could earn a wild card spot. I’ve heard my wife talk to her sister on the phone about me and I seem to have that same type of range.4. Today’s Joe M Conversation:Morgan: I think Opening Day should be a National Holiday.McCarthy: Yeah… nobody should have to work on such an important day.Mauer: I agree… then I wouldn’t have to play today. I’d get the day off.Maddon: Yeah… and I wouldn’t have to manage today.Montana: Guys… think about it… if you both take today off… what would be reason for the rest of us taking the day off?(Long Thoughtful Pause)Maddon: He’s right… we are going to have to work during a national holiday.Mauer: This really sucks. Why do we even have a players' union?Car Alarms:A car alarm was going off in the parking lot at work yesterday. I looked around the office and nobody got up to turn it off, nobody claimed responsibility and the alarm kept going off. It must have been 15 minutes before I decided the only thing to do was to go outside and help what turned out to be the world’s slowest car thief actually steal the car so he could drive off and take the sound with him.____________________Lineups:TWINSBrian Dozier (R ) 2BJoe Mauer (L) DHMiguel Sano (R ) 3BEddie Rosario (L) LFLogan Morrison (L) 1BEduardo Escobar (S) SSMax Kepler (L) RFByron Buxton (R ) CFJason Castro (L) CJake Odorizzi (R ) PORIOLESChris Davis(L) 1BManny Machado(R ) SSJonathan Schoop(R ) 2BAdam Jones(R ) CFTrey Mancini(R ) LFTim Beckham(R ) 3BPedro Alvarez(L) DHCraig Gentry(R ) RFCaleb Joseph(R ) CDylan Bundy (R ) PWeather: 65 deg F, mostly cloudy with a 15% chance of rain, winds at 7mph from the SEWin Twins! Play ball!Click here to view the article
March 29, 20188 yr ah, the sweet relief of a game thread. Glad to see RB got the opening day nod today. Now let's win our first.
March 29, 20188 yr The first game thread of the season, the true indicator that spring is here. Thanks, RB!
March 29, 20188 yr A car alarm was going off in the parking lot at work yesterday. I looked around the office and nobody got up to turn it off, nobody claimed responsibility and the alarm kept going off. It must have been 15 minutes before I decided the only thing to do was go outside and help what turned out to be the world’s slowest car thief; actually steal the car so he could drive off and take the sound with him. Click here to view the articleYou should have waited a little longer. Helping the thief steal your car may make it tougher to collect insurance.
March 29, 20188 yr Doesn't the regular season usually start on a Sunday or Monday? I'm glad I came to TD today, because I was looking forward to the season starting on April 1st. Happy April Fool's day to me.
March 29, 20188 yr You are lucky! When I hear my wife talk to her sister (or anyone for that matter) I envy Ryan LaMarre's job security.
March 29, 20188 yr Yawn. Another season of baseball. Just kidding. With any luck, I'll be able to watch some of the game at work. I think I'll try to plan a scripting project during game time so I'll be in front of my computer during the game.
March 29, 20188 yr It feels like the first day of school on this thread... What did everyone do over winter vacation?
March 29, 20188 yr Happy day everyone! Shameless plug: there are a half dozen or so April game threads still in need of a volunteer...you know what to do!
March 29, 20188 yr What is Molly thinking? That's the strangest lineup I ever saw! Omg! Why isn't he pinch hitting here? Come on, man, this is Baseball 101!Holy moley, I'm lovin' me some Odor-Easy! What a great pickup!Chicken! Chicken! Chicken Dinnah!!!! Woo hoooo!!!!! Sorry, guys, the game comes on at 3AM Hong Kong time, I'm just getting my comments in early, before I go to bed.
March 29, 20188 yr What is Molly thinking? That's the strangest lineup I ever saw! Omg! Why isn't he pinch hitting here? Come on, man, this is Baseball 101!Holy moley, I'm lovin' me some Odor-Easy! What a great pickup!Chicken! Chicken! Chicken Dinnah!!!! Woo hoooo!!!!! Sorry, guys, the game comes on at 3AM Hong Kong time, I'm just getting my comments in early, before I go to bed.You forgot one... Seriously? They're bunting?!
March 29, 20188 yr I'm trying to get my wife to leave early to go watch the game. Otherwise I will be useless at work.
March 29, 20188 yr ah, the sweet relief of a game thread. Glad to see RB got the opening day nod today. Now let's win our first.Was there any doubt RB would get the opening day nod? It's tradition now!
March 29, 20188 yr Good news/bad news. Bad news: I have looked forward to this day for three months - maybe longer. Then three days ago I learned I have a family obligation to attend this afternoon. The good news; the obligation will be held at a sports bar and grill during happy hour!!!!!!!! Christmas in March!!!!!!!!
March 29, 20188 yr What is Molly thinking? That's the strangest lineup I ever saw! Omg! Why isn't he pinch hitting here? Come on, man, this is Baseball 101!Holy moley, I'm lovin' me some Odor-Easy! What a great pickup!Chicken! Chicken! Chicken Dinnah!!!! Woo hoooo!!!!! Sorry, guys, the game comes on at 3AM Hong Kong time, I'm just getting my comments in early, before I go to bed.I hope you wake up to good news!
March 29, 20188 yr Good news/bad news. Bad news: I have looked forward to this day for three months - maybe longer. Then three days ago I learned I have a family obligation to attend this afternoon. The good news; the obligation will be held at a sports bar and grill during happy hour!!!!!!!! Christmas in March!!!!!!!!Fried pickles, beer, and baseball... Can't beat it!
March 29, 20188 yr If RB gets the opening day nod, does that mean he’s the game thread ace, or does it mean that the true ace just wants to game thread in Puerto Rico? Also, am I crazy or should Buxton bat 8th instead of 9th, to avoid clogging bases in front of him and help turn the lineup over. A simple “Yes” will suffice.
March 29, 20188 yr That lineup looks mighty good against a right-handed pitcher. The only ®s we have are Buxton, Dozier, and Sano.
March 29, 20188 yr You forgot one... Seriously? They're bunting?! I thought of commenting on the bunting, but out of a profound respect for the elderly who live in the Western time zone, and can't get out of bed that early, I thought I would leave that ripe fruit for him! .
March 29, 20188 yr Is it funny that I'm more excited about Opening Day than Christmas? I started toe tapping and couldn't sit still last night and it hasn't stopped yet. Seriously... I think I may be more excited about this than my kid's birthdays (Ok, I'm kidding about that one a little bit ). Wow, I'm really a terrible human being
March 29, 20188 yr If RB gets the opening day nod, does that mean he’s the game thread ace, or does it mean that the true ace just wants to game thread in Puerto Rico?Also, am I crazy or should Buxton bat 8th instead of 9th, to avoid clogging bases in front of him and help turn the lineup over. A simple “Yes” will suffice. RB - The Jake Odorizzi of Twins Daily. Man, I hope Odorizzi's performance is not reflective of Brian's today. Kidding, well done!
March 29, 20188 yr RB - The Jake Odorizzi of Twins Daily. Man, I hope Odorizzi's performance is not reflective of Brian's today. Kidding, well done!Better than being the Ricky Nolasco of Twins Daily... Or Vance "Vanimal" Worley!
March 29, 20188 yr Joe Mauer would never say "This really sucks." He would just be mad about it without telling anyone in true Minnesota fashion
March 29, 20188 yr Better than being the Ricky Nolasco of Twins Daily...Or Vance "Vanimal" Worley!I consider him the Brad Radke of Opening Day (I should capitalize Opening Day, right? Sort of like Christmas and Thanksgiving - All are holidays.). Now we just wait until game 2 for Johan Santana. J/K good job!
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