Blake

Escobar comes through again. Unless the Twins get offered a King's ransom for him, I don't see why they would trade him.

He's from Germany and follows soccer?

I think you're off by about 4 decades.

Yes.

Really? Shoot, at my house, we have nothing but the finest Cardboardnay and it pairs well with pretty much anything. Still, it's not Thunderbird, but, it'll do.

Bagel with coffee grounds sprinkles. Wakes you up and satisfies your hunger.

If you can say, "Tooo be sure" with a Texas drawl, why not?

And here I thought a burning question generally referred to the spicy tacos or tamales one had for lunch.

the real question is: Red or Green?

Haha, I already have one! Given to me as a gift, so, no luring this person into your evil scheme to give away a baseball! Oh wait, giving away a baseball is hardly evil. Never mind, then.

Good thing I've never listened to Hanson. Though, I may have to find a way to add it as a musical selection to a game thread. Can't hurt, not with the way the season has gone.

Yo! Nice to see you around!

Eleventy!

Yeah, I'm not seeing the problem here, either.

Too late to take the over?

Gravitas.

Yep.

does his name rhyme with Borii Nunter?

Good grief.

Under the wire with the lineups! Why is Mr. Cave batting ninth behind Adrianza?