Blake

Okay, triple away from the cycle for Cruz.

!!!

Cron!

Hmm, so, batting for the third time in the third inning isn't a good thing for the opposing team. Good to know.

Wow, Garver is up for the third time already?

Needed to wait for Cobb to give up another run.

Buxton puts the ball in play, he has a chance at a double.

Cobb sure looks good...in any uniform other than a Twins uniform.

Home run, double...half way to the cycle, there, Mr. Cruz.

Wait, you're under the impression that rants should have some basis in reality? Wow, have I been doing it wrong.

Chihuahua or Mastiff?

The sesame seed bun is definitely a bridge too far.

it was good for Chris Davis, but the drama surrounding CHRIS DAVIS getting a hit was disproportionate to what actually happened. Davis' numbers are brutal, especially with the amount of money he's being paid.

I think you got your wish.

I think you should do it, it would be hilarious.

Groan....

Well, with a name like "Dave the Dastardly:" it's to be expected you'd do something as nefarious as ketchup on hotdogs.

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Today, the Twins are in Baltimore, playing a team that, in years past, has been an antidote to losing. Unfortunately, this years version of Baltimore has been playing pretty well, meaning the Twins may very well have their work cut out for them. With that, let's see if my mind can come up with five things to think about: (tip o' the cap to RiverBrian) 1. Did anyone else laugh at the excitement of Chris Davis finally breaking out his hitless streak and the breathless reporting of the "return of Chris Davis?" 2. Eddie Rosario: The most engaging and enraging player I've watched in a long time. 3. Jose Berrios, curve ball: some assembly required. 4. Camden Yards: I believe it was the first of the new ballparks that was somewhat retro, in that it was built for baseball and not some weird multi-use monstrosity. Pitching for the Twins: Jose Berrios Pitching for Baltimore: Alex Cobb 5. Play ball!

Good ribyeyes, decent rub, baked potatoes and a veggie or salad and you're good to go. K.I.S.S.

Hey, you gave it a good try and learned a good lesson: Take out is always an option.

I can feel the excitement of life at the Keller household! You really know how to bring things to life with the way you write! Have you considered permanent game thread duties?

Closer to doing the same thing over and over again while expecting different results.