Blake

With the way the Sox players tend to throw the ball around, anywhere but behind the home plate screen is probably taking your life in your hands.

Game Thread, Twins @ Royals, 9/9 @ 7:10 pm CT: The Thread That Wouldn't Die...

I liked your post just so I could unlike it.

You and me both.

Breathe...breathe...breathe....

Bremer needs to get off that missed strike three. We've already seen a KC batter get two strike threes before flying out.

If I didn't already have white hair, well...

Eh, runners on 1st, 2nd, 3rd...it's all just bases, right?

What are we talking about? Chevy, is that you?

It's only because our hearts cannot take watching the game.

Trick question? I'm going with "no."

Most people don't care how good or bad the food is, as long as it's free.

I may have to buy stock in the company.

I really hope this is a foretaste of division battles between KC and the Twins over the next couple of years.

I smell game thread material!!

Ah, the epitome of diplomacy. Well played, sir!

Boston decided to burn the bats?

it was strike three twice.

I now long for the taciturn days of Jack Morris.

I've never seen water come out of the sky quite like it comes out of the sky in AZ. One of the funniest things I saw was a sign in a suburb of Phoenix, mind you, it was 105 and dry, and the sign said "do not enter when flooded." Of course, every year during monsoon, some moron would try to drive across a road that was flooded, even though plainly marked.

I love the smell of fresh sarcasm on a new thread.

Ignorance of tennis players is a forgivable sin. However, baseball players? Think Dante.

The Lorenzo Cain at bat was a thing of beauty. Reminded me of a Tim Laudner interview a few years ago. Laudner was asked, just after a batter had fouled low inside pitch off his shin, what kind of pitch he would call, down and away, etc. Laudner replied, "No, you go down in there again." Gibson and Fryer must have seen the same interview.

Could be worse, Orlando Hudson could be Dick's broadcast partner.

Always, you forgot the giblet gravy. That's it, out of the kitchen. No chicken for you!!