Blake

I want Gibson to go Jack Morris in the Seventh Game of the Series on Molitor. No way, if I were Gibson, I'd want the bullpen to take over.

Providing, of course, math is involved.

Well, you wouldn't need to, would you? You'd have spotted the getaway vehicle on your way in and realized it was your truck.

Your kids borrowed your truck so they could rob a bank?

So, we should send you email updates?

Saw that one coming.

Heh, I bought a truck in CA a few years ago that was 9 years old at the time. 115K miles. $10K and it was a bargain at that price. There wouldn't have been a body left on the thing in MN.

And yet another reason I don't miss MN.

For me, welcoming Joe back is both great and worrisome. I see Joe and I cannot help but think of Koskie coming back, diving for a ball and, well...

Admit it, you just want to see him lay out for that foul ball catch.

Considering the adventures of autocorrect, I'll allow it.

FYI, there is such a thing as "AZ time," because AZ does not observe daylight savings time.

Choking hazard? You used the wire wheel to clean your teeth? Everyone knows you're supposed to use a Dremel for that!

I suspect that if you really did say that, you'd get a reply along the lines of "And I'll not be putting clothes in the washing machine in the near future if you keep that up!"

Not necessarily a bad thing, providing you were after a new garage.

Excellent opener, Chief!

My complaint lately, not aired, because, well, lazy, was that this team was trying the same thing over and over again, expecting different results. This is definitely a change. And I think there should be a few more players that should understand the FO isn't going to play around at the trade deadline if the team continues to under perform. I would think last year should have been a warning.

I hope Lynn does well until the trade deadline. I hope Dozier catches fire going into the trade deadline.

Watching Rodney, the man really impresses me. Just goes on about his business. Really doesn't waste a lot of time on the mound, either.

Hey, how come there's no hawt taek on the Whine Line about this fabulous addition to the bullpen?

Pope, hat. Bear, woods. Some assembly required.

Yeah, same with my family. Enjoy your dad while you can. I know I miss mine.

so much for your half full glass. You just poured it on the floor and smashed the glass!

Baseball is just the weirdest game sometimes.