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I believe that's the rare, rocket-firing No-no Fett.

Screaming Viking over here, please. Slightly bruised.

Also, bad-ass biker outfits.

Base hits, like mustaches, ravens, and pontoon boats, have always been cool.

I'm ready to go on Monday. Just need a couple of sessions to get the ol' knuckler back.

Crap. At least a team that deserves to be in the playoffs makes a step forward.

Donaldson 6-run dinger in the 9th. You heard it here first.

2 in the 8th and we can work on it. Got the bloop. Now the blast.

From MLBTR: https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2021/09/carlos-gomez-officially-announces-retirement.html Gardy called him a loose cannon. Ozzie Guillen called him a piranha. I will forever remember him from "Game 163", the final act of the Minnesota Baseball Confederacy (Kinsella fans, you get it).

Yes, that was the joke. For the record, my pick up lines were much worse. But thanks for playing along.

I also gave up no hits and failed to pitch nine innings today. Still counting it as a no-no, like God intended.

Don't believe the hype. I hit 1000 strikeouts at the Fall social my Junior year of college, when I was much younger than Sano. Watch me build on the real record at the tavern this weekend. Seriously though, nice write-up Seth.

Let's hear it for professional umpires. Hip, Hip...

Betcha a dome dog we leave Cleveland with the division lead.

Thr3E