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Yikes! The way things are going... why not Berrios? A one-hitter tonight! He might catch up to everybody else.

And now for some good news: Kohl Stewart pitched one-hit ball for six innings today!

Come on. That's not fair to those kids.

Yes! I remember that!

nine runs. not bad. Using advanced sabermetrics I predict we should need 18.76 runs today for the win. If Bartlett has to be pulled for a wrist injury that number significantly decreases to 14.83 runs.

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hat-trick

Hey everybody. Don't get mad at Bartlett. He's so bad out there, surely...I mean surely they'll never let him play out there again. Ahhh, never mind.

Just like everyone thought: offense is terrible, pitching is solid

Wow! It's like Bartlett has never played outfield before! Oh...wait.

Yeah. Surely they don't send him if there's just 1 out.

So apparently a double, sac fly, sac fly is better than a solo home run because they do it as a team. But you give up 2 outs. Wha?!

Twins pitching looks great so far!

Interesting thought. Let's hope all those guys pan out. As someone married to a Latina (Peruvian), speaking the language, and having done extensive travels in Latin America, I can say that most Latinos are that way for sure. Probably half or more of my friends are Latinos and there's rarely a dull moment. There are definitely exceptions and a variety of Latin people groups, but most are full of life, let's just say. Typically they are very proud of the way they are too. I think even more important than being boisterous though is that they are passionate. If they love doing something, they go after it!

You're speaking my language!

interestingly, Sanó directly translated means "He healed"