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Oh hell, did I miss the only good thread of the offseason?

Polanco has a sweet swing.

But just think about how much money we saved by signing him to that early extension! http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Wee-Bey-Shrug.gif

"Paul simply hasn't been able to manage much this year. How can you blame him..." Plenty of ways, Dick. Plenty of ways. And prior to that they're talking about how we need to improve the defense. Yeah, sure, but an outfield of 3 Byron Buxtons and Andrelton Simmons at every infield position and our pitching is still bottom 3 in the league.

I more meant because of the surgery he is coming off of, but yeah, in a perfect world we'd put in him the pen if he's healthy enough to be pitching for us.

I really hope they don't actually expect Phil Hughes to contribute in any sort of meaningful way next year, because thats a terrible plan.

I think the phrase you were looking for was "have a couple stiff drinks."

I didn't know Jordan Schafer's mom posted on here.

FTFY

If Bert quits and they replace him with either Morris or Smalley, I'm going to cry.

"...Yes."

Hopefully Molitor pulls a Nishioka after this season and quits from the shame of his epic failure. Then we don't have to worry about whether or not Pohlad really meant it when he said Molitor is our manager for next season.

I'm sure he's just ready for hockey to start. At least the Wild will get our hopes up for a decent chunk of the season. Edit: Also, I have to give credit to LaPanta for constantly looking like he's hammered, so we can never tell when he actually is.

And rightfully so. At this point, it's hard to imagine Molitor has any supporters left.

Damnit. I was hoping to see a video of Tom Hannemann losing it on live TV and storming off.

I hate to say it, but not like I have anything better to do than watch the Twins.

Wait, is this a serious post? If so, thats incredible.

I'm genuinely curious how many people watch these post game shows. I would be amazed if it was a three digit number.

I'm going to laugh when we walk in the winning run.

Sweet throw, Suzuki...

Yeah, but who likes sacrifice bunting? C'MON!

Why would anyone want to send their kids to a baseball camp run by the people who are involved with this Twins team?

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I'm not sure if we're actually Twins fans or just masochists.